Top 10 Hottest Fox News Anchors
Boner Tucking 101 should be a mandatory pre-employment course at Fox News. Maintaining a professional, boner-free work environment is highly conducive to a great on-air product, and it should be a priority. With all the scattered ass walking through the hallways of the Fox News buildings and studios, it would be easy for one to get distracted, or worse, visually aroused.
The following women are the reasons why. Here are my top 10 hottest Fox News anchorwomen, plus a bonus feature:
10. Heather Nauert
9. Sandra Smith
8. Shannon Bream
7. Jamie Colby
6. Megyn Kelly
5. Martha MacCallum
4. Ainsley Earhardt
3. Jenna Lee
2. Julie Banderas
1. Courtney Friel
And finally, I don’t care how long it takes, but someone needs to start teaching this incredible French news lady how to speak English. Frankly, she doesn’t even need to speak it well. She can even just hold up cards if she wants. The Fox higher ups need to make this happen. Who does she even work for, LCI? Never heard of it. Fox News could money-whip them.
Here she is. Her name is Melissa Theuriau:
Jenna Lee is the one for me.
13 years ago at 6:35 pmMonica Crowley?
13 years ago at 8:51 pmHarris Faulkner. To bring in a little diversity.
13 years ago at 9:14 pmMargaret Brennan on Bloomberg.
13 years ago at 10:18 pmmy dad has openly said he would leave my mother for cecily tynan. I would agree,
13 years ago at 11:32 pmDorn is my brother.
13 years ago at 11:50 pmHulk smash.
13 years ago at 12:06 amI’ll teach that last one English.
13 years ago at 3:55 amMegyn Kelly at #6? Dorn are you blind or gay?
13 years ago at 8:27 amMister Dorn is in fact both blind and gay. True story.
13 years ago at 11:04 amWould likely give a nut to be the talent scout for Fox News.
13 years ago at 12:06 pm