Top 25 TFMs of 2012
25. Bubba never taking a lesson or watching his swing on tape, yet still winning the Masters. TFTC.
24. Don’t forget to change your clocks on Sunday, and your President on Tuesday. TFM.
23. Slapping a flat brim off a geed during the National Anthem. TFM.
22. Thanking God that nobody is wishing you a happy Father’s Day today. TFM.
21. The world adapting to the English language, but America still refusing to use the Metric system. TFM.
20. For some reason my Chik-fil-A sandwich tasted like the First Amendment. TFM.
19. The one year anniversary of SEAL Team 6 getting another W for America. TFM.
18. Batman’s super power being having a lot of money. TFM.
17. Jake from State Farm still wearing khakis at 3am. TFM.
16. If Obama gets re-elected this year…props to the Mayans. TFM.
15. Slamming like it’s the ’60s, getting high like the ’70s, dressing like the ’80s, making money like the ’90s and drinking like it’s the end of the world. TFM.
14. Rushing more kids than Kony. TFM.
13. Affording your own health care. TFM.
12. I’m not sexist. Being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women. TFM.
11. Mom getting a phone call home from my little bother’s third grade teacher because he asked her is she was a democrat or an American. TFM.
10. Drinking alcohol and having sexual intercourse with females. TFM.
9. Neil Armstrong telling unfunny jokes about the Moon, then following them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.” TFM.
8. Knowing that one day the leader of this great nation will have been on this website commenting about butt pee. TFM.
7. “I’m not saying she’s a whore, but if her vagina had a password, it would be ‘password.'” TFM.
6. Watching the video your wife made you on the plane. TFM.
5. Here’s to expensive whiskey, cheap beer, new slams, high dividends, and Obama not being president. Happy New Year. TFM.
4. Protecting her like she’s America, and invading her like she’s Iraq. TFM.
3. “On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?” TFM.
2. I am a pledge. For every “nice move” I get paddled. Thank you pledge master, Sir. TPM.
1. German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we’ve won. I responded, “How many World Wars have you won?” TFM.
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12 years ago at 10:45 amIm gonna need you to go bungee jumping. Without any rope.
12 years ago at 11:40 am^ hopefully you wouldn’t use a rope to “bungee” jump anyways, dumbass. Jumping with a rope would be what we call, “hanging” yourself.
12 years ago at 12:12 pm^ he said hopefully.
12 years ago at 5:29 amI’m too old for this shit.
12 years ago at 10:57 amHey, it’s Nitro Hazelton!
12 years ago at 2:52 pm^SECOND… idiot
12 years ago at 10:58 amDamn it.
12 years ago at 10:59 am^My god, what have you done..
12 years ago at 11:26 amHey Intern! Hold on a gosh darn minute… I could have simply clicked on “The Wall” and then sequentially clicked on “Top Year” and seen this same thing. But YOU put them all in one big ‘ol post. Intern, you are one crafty son of a gun.
12 years ago at 11:39 am^This
12 years ago at 11:59 amIts not the same list asshole
12 years ago at 12:52 pm^ In fact it is, you dumb motherfucker.
12 years ago at 1:40 pm^ hahahah
12 years ago at 5:15 pm^^Stop arguing, bitches.
12 years ago at 1:25 pm25. Bubba never taking a lesson or watching his swing on tape, yet still winning the Masters. TFTC.
12 years ago at 12:30 pm24. Don’t forget to change your clocks on Sunday, and your President on Tuesday. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:30 pm23. Slapping a flat brim off a geed during the National Anthem. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:31 pm22. Thanking God that nobody is wishing you a happy Father’s Day today. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:31 pm21. The world adapting to the English language, but America still refusing to use the Metric system. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:31 pm20. For some reason my Chik-fil-A sandwich tasted like the First Amendment. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:32 pm19. The one year anniversary of SEAL Team 6 getting another W for America. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:32 pm18. Batman’s super power being having a lot of money. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:32 pm17. Jake from State Farm still wearing khakis at 3am. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:32 pm16. If Obama gets re-elected this year…props to the Mayans. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:33 pm15. Slamming like it’s the ’60s, getting high like the ’70s, dressing like the ’80s, making money like the ’90s and drinking like it’s the end of the world. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:33 pm14. Rushing more kids than Kony. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:33 pm13. Affording your own health care. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:34 pm12. I’m not sexist. Being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:34 pm11. Mom getting a phone call home from my little bother’s third grade teacher because he asked her is she was a democrat or an American. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:34 pm10. Drinking alcohol and having sexual intercourse with females. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:34 pm9. Neil Armstrong telling unfunny jokes about the Moon, then following them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.” TFM.
12 years ago at 12:35 pm8. Knowing that one day the leader of this great nation will have been on this website commenting about butt pee. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:35 pm7. “I’m not saying she’s a whore, but if her vagina had a password, it would be ‘password.’” TFM.
12 years ago at 12:35 pm6. Watching the video your wife made you on the plane. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:36 pm5. Here’s to expensive whiskey, cheap beer, new slams, high dividends, and Obama not being president. Happy New Year. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:36 pm4. Protecting her like she’s America, and invading her like she’s Iraq. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:36 pm2. I am a pledge. For every “nice move” I get paddled. Thank you pledge master, Sir. TPM.
12 years ago at 12:37 pm1. German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we’ve won. I responded, “How many World Wars have you won?” TFM.
12 years ago at 12:37 pmYou should really just call it a day now with this account. Be like Costanza. Go out on a high note. You’ll never top this effort.
12 years ago at 12:49 pmI hope you die
12 years ago at 12:49 pm^Amen, brother.
12 years ago at 1:01 pmHe missed 3).
12 years ago at 1:13 pmSomething was done here.
12 years ago at 1:26 pmNot to brag or anything. But two are mine. I’m better than you.
12 years ago at 1:04 pmNo, no they fucking aren’t f@ggot.
12 years ago at 1:42 pm^^no you aren’t.
12 years ago at 3:26 pm^ this
12 years ago at 5:44 pm2012 is not over yet asshole. Give the late year stragglers a chance.
12 years ago at 1:14 pmNever giving stragglers a chance. TFM.
12 years ago at 5:04 amProlonged drinking before an event causing you to become the straggler. TFM
12 years ago at 6:00 pmEvidence of how shitty this site has gotten: At least 20 of the top 25 were in the first half of the year. Also, on a site that’s only been around about 4 years, I think only 1 or 2 of these make the top 50 all time.
12 years ago at 3:26 pm^ yup. Totally agree.
12 years ago at 12:40 pmWe kinda fucked up on part of #5, huh.
12 years ago at 3:28 pmI believe that this is what the “Top Year” section of this site is intended for.
12 years ago at 4:13 pm