Throwback Thursday: Top 5 NFL Fratstars
Jay Cutler—Vanderbilt
Hey, I’m Jay Cutler. I get paid a fuck load of money even though I’ve never really done anything. Yeah, I played at an SEC school, as if my disgustingly obnoxious swoop didn’t give it away. People say I have a ton of talent but that I’ve never reached my full potential. Really? Last time I checked I get paid like 7 mil to shit the bed on the reg. I’m also currently slaying Kristin Cavallari, so yeah, I think I’m doing ok.
“One minute you’re a gay little Elk eating grass like a pussy, the next you’re dead as fuck”
Made me laugh
14 years ago at 11:51 amHahahahahahhaha FaF
14 years ago at 11:56 amJay Cutler is a fucking douche
14 years ago at 12:19 pmWell this douche is slaying this: http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/f8/f3/l33d27a7f0000_1_5747.jpg
Oh yeah you would get a laugh out of this too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfs7dIdTI7M.
13 years ago at 2:40 pmBeing a douche. FAF
13 years ago at 2:43 pmShe’s hot has hell
13 years ago at 4:36 pmY’all forgot about the Denver Broncos QB Kyle Orton, who is a Pike, and also has a frat swoop, instead y’all put Jay Cutler (Geed) who is not that good, why do you think Denver traded his sorry ass.
14 years ago at 12:20 pmVandy is much frattier than Purdue and the Bears are the 2 seed in the NFC while Denver went 4-12…
14 years ago at 1:17 pmYeah Vandy is Frattier than Purdue but Jay Cutler is a geed and over rated, Kyle Orton is much frattier than Cutler
14 years ago at 2:37 pmorton’s the ugliest motherfucker in the nfl thats why
14 years ago at 9:25 amit is unacceptable to have a geed on the list
14 years ago at 9:26 amOrton got benched and was replaced by Tebow. Clearly he’s FaF.
13 years ago at 2:15 pm^^^Someone cares a little to much about how other men look.
13 years ago at 2:46 pm^You must be ugly.
13 years ago at 3:21 pmIsn’t Cutty a Sigma Phi?
13 years ago at 6:14 pmDrew Brees wins out, end of story.
13 years ago at 8:25 pmDoesn’t replacing a geed with a Pike seem a little circular?
13 years ago at 12:59 amKyle Orton > Cutler > TKE > Drew Brees
13 years ago at 2:32 pmfratstars shouldn’t be gdi’s, fucker
So lets fix this a little bit.
14 years ago at 12:20 pmHi, my name’s Tony Romo. Unlike others you have on this list, I was actually in a frat. I was a Sigma Pi at EIU and fucking ran the campus. No, I didn’t go to an SEC school, but I play for the fucking Dallas Cowboys, which is FaF. I’ve slammed Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson, and currently former Miss Missouri. I’ve put up incredible numbers in my first few seasons and I’ve nearly qualified for the US Open and the Byron Nelson. Once a fratter always a fratter.
Don’t forget I blew our superbowl chances by dropping a simple field goal. And greek life at EIU is a joke, as is Simgma Pi.
14 years ago at 12:22 pmHe is also a shitty quarterback. Keep sucking his dick, though.
14 years ago at 12:40 pmHis list of slampieces and golf game make up for his failed football resume! I mean for God sakes Cutler is on the list. Romo is fine by me.
IST 547
14 years ago at 12:48 pmIts a fraternity not a frat.
14 years ago at 1:00 pmIt’s true. His slam-list is undebateable.
14 years ago at 1:39 pmThe chapter at EIU didn’t make him pledge he just initiated. Not a really fraternity man either.
13 years ago at 9:10 pmFuck yes, I wondered why the hell romo wasnt on here!
13 years ago at 7:38 pmLaces out, Brother Romo. IST
13 years ago at 2:39 pmHis name is Antonio. Which outweighs everything else you listed.
13 years ago at 3:12 pmtony homo
11 years ago at 1:42 pmJay Cutler is a douche. Where is Orton?
14 years ago at 12:23 pmJared Allen = Real Kenny Powers. Fucking hilarious.
14 years ago at 12:30 pmSecond.
14 years ago at 1:09 pmthank you for writing a funny article instead of a laundry list of characters with a laundry list of why they’re frat.
14 years ago at 12:31 pmWhat about Drew Brees?! Sigma Chi @ Purdue!
14 years ago at 12:44 pmThe problem with Brees is that he does give a shit.
14 years ago at 1:17 pmBrees does support the troops and that is Faf.
14 years ago at 4:59 pmDrew Brees = Model Sig. Every chapter needs ’em.
14 years ago at 8:21 pmhe donated a shit ton to sig chi. scoring them a nice renovation. and pikes at purdue can go to hell. they give our greek system a bad name.
13 years ago at 12:04 ammodel sig and model qb
13 years ago at 2:32 pmBrees is FaF. Jay Cutler? Since when is being one of the most hated QBs in the NFL and a geed FaF?
13 years ago at 8:37 pm^ You shithead. Cutler is the most TFTC QB in the league and he went to Vandy.
13 years ago at 8:42 pm“People like to make fun of me because I kind of have a dumb-face, but the joke’s on them because I have a Super Bowl ring.” That is fucking awesome, but I still hate Eli Manning.
14 years ago at 12:48 pm