Throwback Thursday: Top 5 NFL Fratstars
In this week’s Throwback Thursday we take a look back to one of last year’s most popular columns.
Eli Manning—Ole Miss
Hey, I’m Eli Manning. I was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss, and my Dad also was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss. I’m a legacy, but not one of the awkward ones that you really want to blackball. My Dad made quite an impression there. His jersey number is the designated speed limit on campus. I have an older brother named Peyton, but people don’t think he’s as FaF as me because he’s going bald and I have a massive swoop. My swoop helped me land the blonde sorostitute that I’m married to. She also went to Ole Miss. That’s her in the photo, and she lets me get shitfaced because I’m a Manning. People like to make fun of me because I kind of have a dumb-face, but the joke’s on them because I have a Super Bowl ring. Yeah, I won the Super Bowl even though I’m not all that great at what I do. Even if this football thing didn’t work out, my Dad would’ve totally hooked me up. Just ask my other brother Cooper.
if you scroll the mouse over Jared’d picture, it says Jay Cutler.
14 years ago at 1:10 pmJared Allen FaF, Jay Cutler NF
Welker is FaF. So are the PATS!!!
14 years ago at 1:12 pmEven though he doesn’t play what about Brody Croyle, or Phillip Rivers
14 years ago at 1:21 pmRivers is a little bitch
13 years ago at 6:19 pmIf it weren’t for him being from Ohio, and the motorcycle thing, Roethlisberger would have been a lock
14 years ago at 1:51 pmRoethlisberger went to Miami which is FaF. Also where half of your fraternities were founded…so yes, Ohio is frat.
14 years ago at 4:03 pmno its not
14 years ago at 7:33 pmMiami (oh) is one of the only faf northern schools out there
14 years ago at 11:05 pmUhh Kyle “The Bottle” Orton. Check Mate.
14 years ago at 1:54 pmAbsolutely best video ever.
14 years ago at 2:06 pmto bad Peyton Manning has hazed the shit out of Eli for six years
14 years ago at 2:40 pmeh I’d say 2007 Eli beat him. But other than that. Yes
14 years ago at 4:14 pm(Who cares about individual stats he won the super bowl)
Super Bowl is a team award. Winning 4 MVP’s for myself, FaF. I think everyone figured we were gonna get screwed out of SBXLIV, as the NFL knew that city needed a championship (see: Hank Baskett) so they could have better ads for the next year. Also, I’m 2-0 vs. Eli. TFM
14 years ago at 8:26 pmJared Allen = Chapter liability
14 years ago at 3:54 pmhahahahaha FaF
jared allen is faf
14 years ago at 4:33 pmSince this isn’t a top 5 involving fictional characters, shouldn’t it include people who were actually in a fraternity?
14 years ago at 5:11 pm1. Eli Manning
2. Jerry Jones
3. Wes Welker
4. Peyton Manning
5. Drew Brees – I know Purdue isn’t in the South, but he’s from Austin.
Peyton wasn’t in a frat. He was a Phi Beta Kappa. PBK = academic honor society. That said, He’s from New Orleans, went to UT, and owns the NFL. That’s FaF
14 years ago at 1:57 pm^ Peyton’s a broken old man who can’t take a hit. NF
13 years ago at 5:22 pmFratanomics, Phi Beta Kappa was literally the first fraternity in America. Ever. They weren’t always an honors society. Peyton Manning = FaF.
Lace em up, champ.
13 years ago at 4:40 pm