Throwback Thursday: Top 5 NFL Fratstars
In this week’s Throwback Thursday we take a look back to one of last year’s most popular columns.
Eli Manning—Ole Miss
Hey, I’m Eli Manning. I was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss, and my Dad also was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss. I’m a legacy, but not one of the awkward ones that you really want to blackball. My Dad made quite an impression there. His jersey number is the designated speed limit on campus. I have an older brother named Peyton, but people don’t think he’s as FaF as me because he’s going bald and I have a massive swoop. My swoop helped me land the blonde sorostitute that I’m married to. She also went to Ole Miss. That’s her in the photo, and she lets me get shitfaced because I’m a Manning. People like to make fun of me because I kind of have a dumb-face, but the joke’s on them because I have a Super Bowl ring. Yeah, I won the Super Bowl even though I’m not all that great at what I do. Even if this football thing didn’t work out, my Dad would’ve totally hooked me up. Just ask my other brother Cooper.
Old School Fratter Terry Bradshaw, TKE, Four Superbowl Rings
14 years ago at 6:23 pmFAF
TKE
14 years ago at 8:55 pmtherefore, your comment is invalid
14 years ago at 8:56 pmI don’t know about other schools but at mine it is If you can’t go greek go TEKE, thats why they have xbox live tourny
14 years ago at 11:42 pmIt’s everywhere
14 years ago at 1:55 pmWelker is FaF.
14 years ago at 8:09 pmJay Cutler is a school boy bitch.
14 years ago at 8:32 pmTom Brady is married to a supermodel. Game Over.
14 years ago at 8:40 pmAlso the fact that he has three rings.
14 years ago at 10:10 pmTom Brady is also from CA, went to a Big 10 school, and, well, do I even need to mention the hair?
14 years ago at 10:39 pmJared Allen is also from California…. I don’t see people ripping him. However, I agree that Brady is much more geed-like and Allen acts like a fratstar.
13 years ago at 1:56 pmWes Welker, that was one of the most amazing trash talking performances I have ever heard.
14 years ago at 10:09 pmEli Manny if for sure the frattiest of them all
14 years ago at 10:21 pmAbsolutely hysterical. I approve.
14 years ago at 3:36 amSecond. We need more articles like this.
14 years ago at 6:12 amEli is FaF and i gotta respect that. but it’s all about the Patriots baby
14 years ago at 9:30 amThey left out Tony Romo…umm banged Jessica Simpson
14 years ago at 9:34 amYou’re an idiot. As FaF as that maybe, everything he has ever worn at a post game press conference screams GDI
14 years ago at 10:31 pmJared Allen is FaF. That spear shit is legit haha
14 years ago at 11:22 am