Throwback Thursday: Top 5 NFL Fratstars
13 years ago

In this week’s Throwback Thursday we take a look back to one of last year’s most popular columns.

Eli Manning—Ole Miss

Hey, I’m Eli Manning. I was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss, and my Dad also was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss. I’m a legacy, but not one of the awkward ones that you really want to blackball. My Dad made quite an impression there. His jersey number is the designated speed limit on campus. I have an older brother named Peyton, but people don’t think he’s as FaF as me because he’s going bald and I have a massive swoop. My swoop helped me land the blonde sorostitute that I’m married to. She also went to Ole Miss. That’s her in the photo, and she lets me get shitfaced because I’m a Manning. People like to make fun of me because I kind of have a dumb-face, but the joke’s on them because I have a Super Bowl ring. Yeah, I won the Super Bowl even though I’m not all that great at what I do. Even if this football thing didn’t work out, my Dad would’ve totally hooked me up. Just ask my other brother Cooper.

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  6. KAvu

    Ok Eli and Welker are the only Frat stars, No Brees no Orton no Bradshaw, I think whoever runs this site should actually put some thought into this articals before posting them

    14 years ago at 10:52 pm
    1. SAE 1856

      The admins on this site are as geed as it gets, they randomly select things to be posted and lack knowledge of many things. For example, this.

      14 years ago at 12:00 am
    2. KAvu

      Prob so I think the person(s) who invented TFM should say who they are, and we should be able to decide how frat they are. For a change.

      14 years ago at 4:48 pm
    4. Grandview

      When I was a pledge older brothers claimed brees has shown up at the house somehow carrying 4 cases of high life. thats pretty fratty.

      13 years ago at 5:47 pm