Throwback Thursday: Top 5 NFL Fratstars
13 years ago

In this week’s Throwback Thursday we take a look back to one of last year’s most popular columns.

Eli Manning—Ole Miss

Hey, I’m Eli Manning. I was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss, and my Dad also was a Sigma Nu at Ole Miss. I’m a legacy, but not one of the awkward ones that you really want to blackball. My Dad made quite an impression there. His jersey number is the designated speed limit on campus. I have an older brother named Peyton, but people don’t think he’s as FaF as me because he’s going bald and I have a massive swoop. My swoop helped me land the blonde sorostitute that I’m married to. She also went to Ole Miss. That’s her in the photo, and she lets me get shitfaced because I’m a Manning. People like to make fun of me because I kind of have a dumb-face, but the joke’s on them because I have a Super Bowl ring. Yeah, I won the Super Bowl even though I’m not all that great at what I do. Even if this football thing didn’t work out, my Dad would’ve totally hooked me up. Just ask my other brother Cooper.

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  2. 46 East Lawn

    How can you honestly sit here and bash on Jay Cutler? Dude has Type 2 Diabetes and he’s always getting drunk as shit. Every picture he takes he’s always incredibly hungover. He tripped over his dog and fell down the stairs at his home in Denver when he played for the Broncos because he was blacked out and his BAC at the hospital was .21. How is he not a total frat star?

    14 years ago at 9:00 pm
  5. Sig Fratling

    I don’t understand how you can be “FaF” if you AREN’T IN A FRATERNITY. The GDIs are the people who have taken this website, and considered everything they like, FaF. Being fratty requires one to be in a fraternity. That does not apply to academic honor societies, band fraternities, or co-ed fraternities. I’m pretty sure you only listed 2 men that were in fraternities.

    14 years ago at 4:59 pm
    1. Jay Fratliff

      you’re taking this a little too seriously. it’s a fucking website, and i’m willing to bet that the reason people visit is because it’s entertaining. i’m sure they could’ve written about drew brees instead of brett favre, but news flash: that wouldn’t have been funny. i think that people like you don’t understand the nature of the joke. you’re probably bottom to mid-tier at an average school and desperately need to compensate for your own personal frat shortcomings by crying foul on everything posted.

      14 years ago at 5:42 pm
    3. rooster cogburn

      seriously you sound like that girl from stanford who took TFM as a manifesto, it is just a wesbite. what do you want references to founders, ritual, initiation etc. someone pull number on this dick.

      14 years ago at 8:40 pm
  6. Roll_Tide_ZTA

    A lot of college football players dont have time to be in frats…but they can still be frat.

    14 years ago at 3:03 pm
  8. Haze W

    Jay Cutler really? This was terrible. For Jay Cutler there is nothing Frat about not reaching your potential and sucking. Brett Farve is an old pervert who sent a picture of his dick to Jen Sterger, once again NF.

    14 years ago at 9:09 am
    2. Haze W

      I am in no way saying I am a Saint, however I believe in the old money way of working hard and reaching your potential and trying to surpass that. As far as Brett Frave and his dick pic I would never do that I have a political carrer.

      14 years ago at 6:07 pm