Ron Paul will be frat if he endorses Romney after Tampa. It will also be frat of you all to not waste your fucking votes by writing his name in, as so many of his hipster fans have pledged.
^^ You are a fucking idiot. Romney is a Mormon, does not drink, has never served in the military or ever lived in the South. Judging by the definitions of “frat” so heralded on this site, Mitt Romney has only two things going for him: he’s rich as fuck and has a pee-worthy wife. As for Ron Paul, he is far from poor himself, he served in the Air Force, is a Southern Baptist, attended a college in the South, actually lives in the South, and was actually in a fraternity. His “hipster” support comes from opposing overseas wars and the drug war, both of which are fucking our economy. Look at history, major powers who fought damaging foreign wars have collapsed (Rome, the Soviet Union). He knows this. Ron Paul gives no fucks about what you do, what other countries do, or what you think. He only cares about America, and that seems pretty frat to me.
Oh yea, he also used to get paid to look at vaginas all day.
Head to the nearest anti-war rally with your hippie friends then. Ron Paul isn’t a terrible guy, you’re right about his personal life being good. But his proposed foreign policy (or lack thereof) is shit. If you think that kind of isolationist attitude is acceptable, I suggest you study geostrategy a little harder. I’m a Republican, the vast majority of Paul’s supporters are independent or libertarian. Why are we having this discussion still? He’s never going to be president so drop it. A write-in for Paul will be a vote for Obama in November.
^ your argument makes little to no point. Romney is almost a Republican version of Obama. I can guarantee you that little, if any, progress will be made in Romney is elected. Ron Paul legitimately cares about his country and puts it way ahead of himself. He respects you and believes you should do what you please and be responsible for you own actions.
Diplofrat is not making a very compelling case, but he does have one very good point. As Ron Paul is not going to be winning this election, a write-in vote for him is a vote for Obama. Don’t give a vote to Obama.
To the guy who said Romney is a republican version of Obama; please stop talking until it’s time to discuss which girls butt you want to pee in.
I don’t feel the need to make a “compelling” case. None of us come on TFM to get in to serious political debates, this is a humor website. If I want to drop a one-liner about how Ron Paul supporters are uneducated hipsters, then I should be able to do so without getting sucked in to a foreign policy discussion. That being said, if you want some of the more obvious and simplistic reasons of why Ron Paul sucks on foreign policy, here:
-He says he wouldn’t have ordered the raid to kill Bin Laden
-An immediate withdrawal from Afghanistan would put us at a geostrategic disadvantage in the region
-He would stop drone strikes which have been pretty effective. Speaking of which, I think its a puss move to say we can’t kill Al-Awlaki. Fuck what his passport says, working for al Qaeda overseas puts you in to the paradigm of military law.
-Stating that it’s not a big deal if Iran acquires nuclear weapons is reckless. And don’t give me the Waltz article, I’ve already fucking read it.
Oh, and one last thing. I just wanted to say that I dislike Obama here just as much as the next guy, but understand that he hasn’t been terrible on foreign policy. For the most part, it’s been a continuation of the Bush Doctrine, which is FaF.
Whether or not we agree about Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, or foreign policy, we can all agree that Obama is a fuck stick. Fuck that guy. Really though, he sucks.
By the way, There is no such thing as “the Bush Doctrine”. The fact that you used that term proves you’re an idiot. That term was actually made up by leftist media. Do yourselves a favor and read up on things before you go blabbing some stupid misinformed opinion.
I’m sick of dat dadgum liberal maydia tellin’ me how ter thank n feel! Referrin’ ta what even George Dubya Bush (and that W stands for genius) refers to in his book as “what would later be known as the Bush Doctrine” (oh, and every single President’s foreign policy since Truman has been called “the ___ Doctrine”), well, dat’s just wronger than a squirrel puttin on a baseball helmet and takin’ battin’ practice with those shifty little eyes of his, just another example of ACORN run amok is what it is.
LYNYRD SKYNYRD!
“Look at me, Im a smart ass homo leftist who thinks I’m clever by exagerating a southern accent to imitate someone who isn’t even southern. Im so clever and smart, I think i’ll make up facts too so I seem even more smart because no one will call me out on them.”^^ That’s you buddy..That’s you
Well, this right hur is more awkward than your pops walkin in on you slabbin your cousin up in Baby Ray’s! From that there trusty Wikipedia computer website:
You didn’t even critique a single point I made. You only nitpicked the Bush Doctrine statement and a troll had to correct you. And stop trying to sound cool by throwing out “leftist” as an insult. Truth is, being libertarian is like saying “I wanna be right wing, but I wanna be a liberal fuck too”. Have fun at your shitty school.
Please take five minutes of your time and look at this. Your strange and considerably weak attempt at insulting vernacular in regards to Libertarians has angered me.
Seen it many times. Consider the fact that a large chunk of “American Liberalism” has to do with the downward movement on the compass and that pisses me off.
while i find this funny, i think that it could be a bit detrimental. from what i’ve gathered from being on this site for the past two-ish years, most of the users and columnists lean to the right. i think that TFM has a unique opportunity to appeal to the 18-24 bracket of voters that usually stay home in november. you guys should be using your influence to encourage people to go out and vote (for romney) and while i find this funny and obviously you guys are being satirical, i think you’d be better suited to use your influence in a more positive way.
thank you. as for the rest of you douche bags, i was expecting those kinds of comments, but you know i’m right so why dont you go do something useful and get obama out of office so that i CAN go back to the kitchen and not have to work anymore. thanks.
amendments that need to be repealed:
3, 13, 14, 15, 16, 19. 3 just because it’s a legacy amendment and no one cares about it. this rant is most attention it has gotten since it was adopted.
Memes are fucking stupid. When political, they’re just the bumper stickers of the internet. And the phrase goes something like, “If you can fit your political views on a bumper sticker, you should stay away from the polls.” I see both the Obama campaign and the RNC post memes on Facebook. (They’re shared and show up on my timeline, tryhards). Anyways, sugar tits is right. People need education from both sides. Of course the right is right, but the kids who vote that way just because of TFM should understand their views. #TeamHawtpiece #Romney2012 #RonPaul2012though
Yeah Mitt Romney is a fucking idiot who graduated near the top of his class at BYU, finished Harvard Business/Law simultaneously with cum laude honors, founded a PE firm now worth $66 billion, and amassed a personal fortune of $250 million. What a dunce.
dont you watch south park? the greatest thing about america is that we are free to contradict ourselves. we can be for the war AND against the war. it gives us the freedom to FUCK SHIT UP while simultaneously being a moral beacon of hope to the world.
First!
12 years ago at 1:06 pmYou’re as queer as a football bat
12 years ago at 1:08 pm^Congrats, now the next step is to go back in time and convince your mother to have an abortion. Also this was a useless column.
12 years ago at 1:08 pmMeant for Ragemania not you Adam
12 years ago at 1:08 pmRagemania your name and your post are gayer then two homos sword fighting with glittered dongs.
12 years ago at 1:09 pm^^^^ Awesome. Permission to use?
12 years ago at 1:13 pm^Permission granted
12 years ago at 1:31 pm^Yeah because you’re the first one ever to say that, right?
12 years ago at 1:53 pmFunny how I saw this on BroBible yesterday..
12 years ago at 7:25 pmBroBible? Sounds legit…
12 years ago at 10:19 pmOr on The Sitter with Jonah Hill
12 years ago at 1:28 pm^Zing
12 years ago at 9:47 pmShitty name, great state.
12 years ago at 1:10 pmThe one about surfing was the best one! Can’t believe they didn’t include it on the “top 5.”
Make sure you click to see the rest.
12 years ago at 5:48 pmThese made me laugh. Thought you’d like to know.
12 years ago at 1:29 pm^That is actually really nice to hear, man. Carry on.
12 years ago at 1:51 pmCan you tell that story on more time?
12 years ago at 8:46 pm^fail! *one
12 years ago at 10:12 pmRON PAUL 2012!
12 years ago at 1:29 pmthis guy
12 years ago at 1:41 pm^^
12 years ago at 1:43 pm^^^
12 years ago at 1:53 pm^^^^
12 years ago at 2:26 pmLooks like the uneducateds came out to play.
12 years ago at 4:30 pmI’d love for you to elaborate on that
12 years ago at 5:14 pm^^ Yes please elaborate.
12 years ago at 7:51 pmSupporting Ron Paul is an uneducated, hipster move.
12 years ago at 8:23 pm^You are ignorant for not understanding how frat Mr.Paul is.
12 years ago at 8:44 pmRon Paul will be frat if he endorses Romney after Tampa. It will also be frat of you all to not waste your fucking votes by writing his name in, as so many of his hipster fans have pledged.
12 years ago at 9:22 pmGARY JOHNSON 2012! Live Free!
12 years ago at 10:10 pmRon Paul is a champ. RP haters can go blow Obama.
12 years ago at 10:12 pmAlso, Obama says, “You didn’t write this comment. Somebody else did that.”
12 years ago at 10:15 pm^^ You are a fucking idiot. Romney is a Mormon, does not drink, has never served in the military or ever lived in the South. Judging by the definitions of “frat” so heralded on this site, Mitt Romney has only two things going for him: he’s rich as fuck and has a pee-worthy wife. As for Ron Paul, he is far from poor himself, he served in the Air Force, is a Southern Baptist, attended a college in the South, actually lives in the South, and was actually in a fraternity. His “hipster” support comes from opposing overseas wars and the drug war, both of which are fucking our economy. Look at history, major powers who fought damaging foreign wars have collapsed (Rome, the Soviet Union). He knows this. Ron Paul gives no fucks about what you do, what other countries do, or what you think. He only cares about America, and that seems pretty frat to me.
Oh yea, he also used to get paid to look at vaginas all day.
12 years ago at 10:20 pmSorry, I took too long. That was directed at DiploFrat.
12 years ago at 10:22 pmFUCK RON PAUL
12 years ago at 11:39 pmHead to the nearest anti-war rally with your hippie friends then. Ron Paul isn’t a terrible guy, you’re right about his personal life being good. But his proposed foreign policy (or lack thereof) is shit. If you think that kind of isolationist attitude is acceptable, I suggest you study geostrategy a little harder. I’m a Republican, the vast majority of Paul’s supporters are independent or libertarian. Why are we having this discussion still? He’s never going to be president so drop it. A write-in for Paul will be a vote for Obama in November.
12 years ago at 11:57 pm^ your argument makes little to no point. Romney is almost a Republican version of Obama. I can guarantee you that little, if any, progress will be made in Romney is elected. Ron Paul legitimately cares about his country and puts it way ahead of himself. He respects you and believes you should do what you please and be responsible for you own actions.
12 years ago at 12:29 amThe main take-away from that should’ve been that Ron Paul’s foreign policy is bullshit.
12 years ago at 1:00 amRon Paul
12 years ago at 4:04 amYou’re right, let’s just keep spending trillions of dollars we don’t have on unnecessary wars and financial aid to every country out there.
12 years ago at 8:49 amDiplofrat is not making a very compelling case, but he does have one very good point. As Ron Paul is not going to be winning this election, a write-in vote for him is a vote for Obama. Don’t give a vote to Obama.
To the guy who said Romney is a republican version of Obama; please stop talking until it’s time to discuss which girls butt you want to pee in.
12 years ago at 9:26 amI don’t feel the need to make a “compelling” case. None of us come on TFM to get in to serious political debates, this is a humor website. If I want to drop a one-liner about how Ron Paul supporters are uneducated hipsters, then I should be able to do so without getting sucked in to a foreign policy discussion. That being said, if you want some of the more obvious and simplistic reasons of why Ron Paul sucks on foreign policy, here:
12 years ago at 10:27 am-He says he wouldn’t have ordered the raid to kill Bin Laden
-An immediate withdrawal from Afghanistan would put us at a geostrategic disadvantage in the region
-He would stop drone strikes which have been pretty effective. Speaking of which, I think its a puss move to say we can’t kill Al-Awlaki. Fuck what his passport says, working for al Qaeda overseas puts you in to the paradigm of military law.
-Stating that it’s not a big deal if Iran acquires nuclear weapons is reckless. And don’t give me the Waltz article, I’ve already fucking read it.
Oh, and one last thing. I just wanted to say that I dislike Obama here just as much as the next guy, but understand that he hasn’t been terrible on foreign policy. For the most part, it’s been a continuation of the Bush Doctrine, which is FaF.
12 years ago at 10:31 amWhether or not we agree about Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, or foreign policy, we can all agree that Obama is a fuck stick. Fuck that guy. Really though, he sucks.
12 years ago at 10:40 amI love Ron Paul
12 years ago at 11:29 amBy the way, There is no such thing as “the Bush Doctrine”. The fact that you used that term proves you’re an idiot. That term was actually made up by leftist media. Do yourselves a favor and read up on things before you go blabbing some stupid misinformed opinion.
12 years ago at 11:32 amI’m sick of dat dadgum liberal maydia tellin’ me how ter thank n feel! Referrin’ ta what even George Dubya Bush (and that W stands for genius) refers to in his book as “what would later be known as the Bush Doctrine” (oh, and every single President’s foreign policy since Truman has been called “the ___ Doctrine”), well, dat’s just wronger than a squirrel puttin on a baseball helmet and takin’ battin’ practice with those shifty little eyes of his, just another example of ACORN run amok is what it is.
12 years ago at 11:41 amLYNYRD SKYNYRD!
^ Fuck this guy.
12 years ago at 12:37 pm“Look at me, Im a smart ass homo leftist who thinks I’m clever by exagerating a southern accent to imitate someone who isn’t even southern. Im so clever and smart, I think i’ll make up facts too so I seem even more smart because no one will call me out on them.”^^ That’s you buddy..That’s you
12 years ago at 12:56 pm“makes up facts”
Well, this right hur is more awkward than your pops walkin in on you slabbin your cousin up in Baby Ray’s! From that there trusty Wikipedia computer website:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Presidential_doctrines
next?
12 years ago at 1:00 pmDon’t feed the troll.
12 years ago at 2:20 pmYou didn’t even critique a single point I made. You only nitpicked the Bush Doctrine statement and a troll had to correct you. And stop trying to sound cool by throwing out “leftist” as an insult. Truth is, being libertarian is like saying “I wanna be right wing, but I wanna be a liberal fuck too”. Have fun at your shitty school.
12 years ago at 6:14 pmHey, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZjCPXnKcM
12 years ago at 6:21 pm^^ In general political ideology there is not only a left and a right, but an up and a down. http://www.politicalcompass.org/
Please take five minutes of your time and look at this. Your strange and considerably weak attempt at insulting vernacular in regards to Libertarians has angered me.
12 years ago at 12:45 amSeen it many times. Consider the fact that a large chunk of “American Liberalism” has to do with the downward movement on the compass and that pisses me off.
12 years ago at 12:13 pmMan, I just wanna pee in some butts
12 years ago at 6:45 amIt’s hard to ask for help when they all speak spanish.
12 years ago at 1:29 pmPuedes ayudarme, por favor?
12 years ago at 2:31 pm^Would not be saying “por favor” to the help
12 years ago at 2:54 pmIt’s implied. Or they can just leave the country.
12 years ago at 3:43 pmAm I the only one who read that spanish with a southern accent?
12 years ago at 9:41 pm^ No, senor.
12 years ago at 9:42 pmI’m voting for Obama
12 years ago at 1:31 pmfor what fucking reason?
12 years ago at 1:33 pmYou’re not welcome here. TFM is privately owned.
12 years ago at 1:35 pmkill yourself
12 years ago at 1:41 pmTFM supports R-money
12 years ago at 2:06 pmObama.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmIf you don’t vote for Obama, you’re a racist. That’s why I’m not voting for Obama.
12 years ago at 10:13 pm^this
12 years ago at 10:51 pmHe didn’t post that…
12 years ago at 4:04 amObama for president!!
12 years ago at 10:08 amLiberals in a fraternity…why?
12 years ago at 11:34 amThere are liberals in fraternity, you ignorant fucks. Get out of your sister’s asshole once in a while
12 years ago at 10:35 pm^ why don’t you get out of your fraternity, then? I’m sure they don’t want you. our chapter has an unwritten no liberals rush policy
12 years ago at 2:35 pmwhile i find this funny, i think that it could be a bit detrimental. from what i’ve gathered from being on this site for the past two-ish years, most of the users and columnists lean to the right. i think that TFM has a unique opportunity to appeal to the 18-24 bracket of voters that usually stay home in november. you guys should be using your influence to encourage people to go out and vote (for romney) and while i find this funny and obviously you guys are being satirical, i think you’d be better suited to use your influence in a more positive way.
12 years ago at 1:34 pmYou shouldn’t be allowed to vote, now go back to the kitchen.
12 years ago at 1:40 pmI knew the 19th Amendment was a mistake.
12 years ago at 1:44 pmWhoever gave women the right to vote, I wish i got the chance to haze him.
12 years ago at 1:51 pmwe should pee in her butt and teach her a lesson
12 years ago at 1:52 pmI think you’d be better suited to be back in the kitchen
12 years ago at 1:53 pmPrime example of why both the 19th, and just for good measure, the 13th amendments need to be repealed.
12 years ago at 1:56 pmI actually agree with her.
12 years ago at 2:00 pmthank you. as for the rest of you douche bags, i was expecting those kinds of comments, but you know i’m right so why dont you go do something useful and get obama out of office so that i CAN go back to the kitchen and not have to work anymore. thanks.
12 years ago at 2:12 pmterrible comeback
12 years ago at 2:12 pmamendments that need to be repealed:
12 years ago at 2:29 pm3, 13, 14, 15, 16, 19. 3 just because it’s a legacy amendment and no one cares about it. this rant is most attention it has gotten since it was adopted.
Yeah she’s right considering these “Memes” are what Obama is running his negative ads about.
12 years ago at 4:03 pmMemes are fucking stupid. When political, they’re just the bumper stickers of the internet. And the phrase goes something like, “If you can fit your political views on a bumper sticker, you should stay away from the polls.” I see both the Obama campaign and the RNC post memes on Facebook. (They’re shared and show up on my timeline, tryhards). Anyways, sugar tits is right. People need education from both sides. Of course the right is right, but the kids who vote that way just because of TFM should understand their views. #TeamHawtpiece #Romney2012 #RonPaul2012though
12 years ago at 4:16 pmSasha/Dick Perry 2012
12 years ago at 4:19 pmKony 2012
12 years ago at 10:44 pm^ This guy has it.
12 years ago at 11:13 am^^
12 years ago at 12:45 pmGood to see I still have some support out there. Back in March things were looking strong, but times have gotten rough.
12 years ago at 7:46 amGLEN BECK 2016!
12 years ago at 1:36 pmGLENN
laps taken
12 years ago at 1:37 pmNo thanks, we have our share of batshit insane in congress.
Seriously, one day with that fucker off his meds and we’ll be starting a nuclear war with mars.
12 years ago at 2:33 pmWhats wrong with a nuclear war with mars?
12 years ago at 4:00 pmWhat’s
12 years ago at 4:00 pmYou ever try to fight a planet? They take a hit pretty well, I’m told.
12 years ago at 5:23 pmPicking a squabble with the Roman God of War? Are you mad!?
12 years ago at 5:40 pmNeptune is next.
12 years ago at 5:59 pmJParks, we’re America. We are the God of War.
12 years ago at 8:24 amWhat the fuck is this doing here?
12 years ago at 1:53 pmMitt Romney is a fucking idiot. Nobody 2012
12 years ago at 1:54 pmRon Paul 2012*
12 years ago at 2:02 pmHe got my primary vote
12 years ago at 2:03 pmTyler Durden 2012
12 years ago at 2:31 pmGary Johnson, you fucks. Look him up
12 years ago at 2:55 pmFunny you say Gary Johnson. I have his campaign fan club on the line as we speak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V9Sok5CWI4
12 years ago at 3:05 pmYeah Mitt Romney is a fucking idiot who graduated near the top of his class at BYU, finished Harvard Business/Law simultaneously with cum laude honors, founded a PE firm now worth $66 billion, and amassed a personal fortune of $250 million. What a dunce.
12 years ago at 3:37 pmHaha you said cum.
12 years ago at 8:58 pmYou’d think with all that he would have learned how not to contradict the shit out of himself all the time. But no.
12 years ago at 5:13 pmdont you watch south park? the greatest thing about america is that we are free to contradict ourselves. we can be for the war AND against the war. it gives us the freedom to FUCK SHIT UP while simultaneously being a moral beacon of hope to the world.
a vote for romney is a vote for AMERICA
12 years ago at 6:37 pm^Not the way I would have said it. But at least you tried. Carry on, just not too much.
12 years ago at 8:49 pmIt’s Called having your cake, and eating it too.
12 years ago at 12:29 amMcCoy 2012
12 years ago at 9:17 pm