Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1
5. Kenny Powers—Eastbound and Down
Being out-of-shape, unemployed, and sporting a mullet = NF. Doing whatever you want all the time without any consequences whatsoever = FaF. I don’t think anyone would argue that Kenny Powers is a model fraternity man, but he gets a bid on my list due to sheer entertainment value. The other four earned their spots due to prestige, power, and ability to knock down women like bowling pens. Kenny gets his spot because he knows how to rage like a goddamn champion.
Kenny Powers is a real American:
Kenny is better than everyone in the world:
Kenny Powers raging:
COME ON!
14 years ago at 11:34 amhaha power suits
14 years ago at 12:18 pmWe’re meeting with a guy who can’t even grow his own hair? COME ON
14 years ago at 2:17 pmThe guy in the $4000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in three months! COME ON
14 years ago at 8:21 pmshut up
14 years ago at 10:18 amDon Draper is FAF.
14 years ago at 11:36 amSeconded. Don Draper is so much more frat than Jack Donaghy. I feel like Roger Sterling needs to be added to this list too.
14 years ago at 11:56 amYou forgot Ari Gold.
14 years ago at 11:39 am“people” like ari don’t get bids.
14 years ago at 11:41 amHaha exactly
14 years ago at 11:42 amAri Gold is FAF
14 years ago at 11:43 amSecond that.
14 years ago at 11:45 amOh you fools. Jeremy Piven is a PIKE
14 years ago at 12:45 pmWe would also like to be included on this list.
14 years ago at 12:51 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTJSorTQvw
14 years ago at 1:04 pmdude if “people of a certain affiliation and creed” of the Ari persuasion aren’t frat than you just pretty much said that wall street and half of Linklater and other top tier firms aren’t frat than what the hell? lawyers, CPAs, assholes…Ari is frat. i put Stans uncle on there because you have to have an an avid hunter to round things out..
14 years ago at 3:06 pmKenny Powers over Ari Gold?
14 years ago at 11:41 amI see the arguments against ari gold, but seriously he is MUCH better than kenny powers.
14 years ago at 11:54 amKenny Powers? really.
14 years ago at 11:54 amKenny Powers should have been higher up
14 years ago at 12:39 pmWhere oh where is Andy Bernard from The Office.
14 years ago at 11:56 amAndy Bernard is FAF
14 years ago at 12:32 pm2nd
14 years ago at 12:40 pm“I went to Cornell…ever heard of it? Never studied once, was drunk the whole time” FaF
14 years ago at 12:55 pmHe’s in a fuckin barber shop quartet, can’t pull ass from anyone he dates, sings his own ringtones, drives a prius and works as a lowly salesman with the worst numbers of anyone in the office at a middle (at best) sized paper company.
Other than that, FaF!
14 years ago at 3:26 pmHe said in one episode that he would have to “sneak into frat parties and polish off empties that we’re lying around”. You know who would have to sneak into a frat party? A GDI.
14 years ago at 4:38 pmThe Nard Dog is a Chi Psi and works sweater vests every episode. FaF
14 years ago at 7:40 pmagreed!
14 years ago at 11:23 pmKenny is the man. He is TFTC about his clothing. Other than that, he is a fucking legend on so many levels. He rages like no other and doesn’t take shit off anyone. He is from the South and Christian too which is even more frat. “Hey Dustin, how about you stay the fuck out of my eBay business and you stick at what you’re good at, being poor.” Kenny Fucking Powers FaF in my book.
14 years ago at 11:56 amhis dad is Don mother fuckin’ Johnson, he stole a Diablo from the Churros owner and pretty much shit on all of Mexico.
FaF.
14 years ago at 5:06 pmyeah and he also dropped the american flag
13 years ago at 7:28 pmwhat about Barney Stinson?
14 years ago at 12:02 pmi agree with that one too
14 years ago at 12:23 pmI’m glad not to see any of those losers from entourage on here, pack of GDI’s.
14 years ago at 12:04 pmhey come on man, he hazes balls
14 years ago at 1:09 pmbut IHSV brother