Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1
TEXAS—Today we analyze and discuss the top five current television characters that embody everything that TFM stands for. They may be fictional. Some may not be Greek. Hell, some may no longer be on the air, but they are all Frat as Fuck. In no particular order, here are the five frattiest men of television.
1. Carter Pewterschmidt—Family Guy
Peter Griffin’s father-in-law and owner of U.S. Steel; he is an old money conservative with an estimated wealth of over $7 billion. He is a member of the Skull and Bones, and plays poker with the likes of Bill Gates, Michael Eisner, and Ted Turner (whom he despises). He employs illegal immigrant laborers to maintain the landscaping of his frat castle, and believes homosexuals should be deprived the right to vote. He dislikes his daughter’s middle-class husband to such an extent that he offered him a $1,000,000 check to never speak to her again. He is a war veteran, has an addiction to sleeping pills and alcohol, and believes the secret to happiness is money.
“You can have five dollars, if you pick it up from this jar with barbed wires and salt.” – Carter Pewterschmidt
Carter Pewterschmidt hazes France:
Carter Pewterschmidt hazes Peter:
Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck? Show is a little GDI I will admit, but his character made a fortune giving tit jobs, slams anyone he pleases, was shown blowing coke off of a model’s ass, and is still a legend at his fraternity at Miami.
14 years ago at 11:42 pmRuxin from the league is the FaF. Loaded. Hot as slampiece. Dresses like a champ.
14 years ago at 12:31 amMichael Kelso. Great Hair. Dating a money-honey. Slamming pieces behind her back (including his friend’s hot older sister). Hazing foreigners (Fez). TFM.
14 years ago at 9:55 amdrives a van-NF, lives in wisconson-NF, stupid as shit-NF
14 years ago at 2:17 pmKelso = NF
14 years ago at 2:37 amRed = FaF
Bob Kelso. FAF
14 years ago at 1:14 amArcher
14 years ago at 8:58 amNo doubt.
14 years ago at 6:51 aminternational spy who hazes the fuck out of his coworkers, FaF
14 years ago at 7:32 pmnot to mention he goes through slampeices like oprah goes through twinkeys
14 years ago at 5:17 amMr burns
14 years ago at 2:03 pmHaha I’m gonna get flamed to hell for saying this but Rob from Rob and big and fantasy factory. I know he’s a GDI skateboarder or whatever but the motherfucker does literally anything he wants, hazes the shit out of everyone who works for him not to mention security guards and police, and he spends money like it’s his job not to mention the fact that he’s a real dude not a character. He’s definitely not fratty, but his lifestyle? Frat as fuck.
14 years ago at 3:52 pmsecond
14 years ago at 10:51 pmTell it like it is roman!
14 years ago at 2:21 pmChuck Bass. Billionaire at 18, as many slampieces as NYC has to offer, owns Skull and Bones, always drinking, hazes pretty much everyone, and the suits. You don’t get more fratty than playing pool in your own hotel in a purple velvet dressing gown, knocking back whisky with multiple naked girls draping themselves around your neck.
14 years ago at 4:51 amThis has to be written by a girl.
If not, then you’re awesome. Fraternity men recognizing Chuck Bass as a bad ass, TFM.
14 years ago at 6:37 pmHank Moody. Enough said.
Why he hasn’t been mentioned is beyond me.
14 years ago at 10:29 amHank Moody is just a Geed who gets laid.
14 years ago at 1:40 pmI second the Hank Moody nomination. Faf, gets it with slampieces like a mo, believes in strong family values, gets paid. Nuff said.
14 years ago at 1:42 amTreating the American flag with total disrespect, NF.
14 years ago at 2:25 pmBill Hendrixson – Big Love HBO
14 years ago at 5:48 am3 wives, owns Hendrixson hardware chain, brother played in NFL, became congressman and bought casinos in last season.
mormons. NF
14 years ago at 3:53 am