Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1

TEXAS—Today we analyze and discuss the top five current television characters that embody everything that TFM stands for. They may be fictional. Some may not be Greek. Hell, some may no longer be on the air, but they are all Frat as Fuck. In no particular order, here are the five frattiest men of television.

1. Carter Pewterschmidt—Family Guy

Peter Griffin’s father-in-law and owner of U.S. Steel; he is an old money conservative with an estimated wealth of over $7 billion. He is a member of the Skull and Bones, and plays poker with the likes of Bill Gates, Michael Eisner, and Ted Turner (whom he despises). He employs illegal immigrant laborers to maintain the landscaping of his frat castle, and believes homosexuals should be deprived the right to vote. He dislikes his daughter’s middle-class husband to such an extent that he offered him a $1,000,000 check to never speak to her again. He is a war veteran, has an addiction to sleeping pills and alcohol, and believes the secret to happiness is money.

“You can have five dollars, if you pick it up from this jar with barbed wires and salt.” – Carter Pewterschmidt

Carter Pewterschmidt hazes France:

Carter Pewterschmidt hazes Peter:

  1. Brolando Magic

    Nucky Thompson from boardwalk empire (regardless if he’s from the north) has got to be mentioned on this list.

    14 years ago at 6:01 pm
    1. grizzly fratams

      by far the frattiest fratter on television right now… he does what he wants to who he wants… the ultimate shot caller… he owns atlantic city for christ’s sake!

      14 years ago at 10:26 am
  2. Brogan Frattrick

    Clay Davis or Stringer Bell from “The Wire”. Dudes do whatever they want until when McNulty the GDI uncovers their corruption

    14 years ago at 6:36 pm
    1. Tom

      Dennis Reynolds from the earlier seasons for sure. The episode involving Dennis’ fraternity is NF at all.

      14 years ago at 9:21 pm
  3. Grippin' and Sippin'

    Where the fuck is Giovanni from Pokemon?! Dude was FaF since day one! Dressed in designer suits, took over the worlds biggest corporation (Silph Co.), had his pledges (Jesse and James) do whatever the fuck he wanted, hazed the fuck out of Ash on the reg and even black balled Mewtwo.

    14 years ago at 9:20 pm
    1. The Fraternity Lifestyle

      I may have left cargo shorts, Aeropostale, and light-up sneakers in my childhood, but I will never lose the feeling of nostalgia whenever I see old school Pokemon. This is FaF. I don’t care who disagrees with me.

      14 years ago at 2:15 am
    2. The Fratador

      Gary Oak was FaF. Always had a car full of slam pieces, had money, was a complete dick, and hazed that poor GDI Ash whenever possible

      14 years ago at 11:31 am
    3. thousandfrattingaverage

      Grip or Die: It is a joke, and I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.

      14 years ago at 8:05 pm
    4. Frat Hard or Bro Home

      Hahaha this is classic. Don’t listen to those GDI’s without a childhood, this post is FAF.

      14 years ago at 9:46 am
      1. Hootie and the BROfish

        Movie character dumbass but I believe Andy from the Office and Ari Gold have some Fratty qualities but are not fully there like Kenny Powers. Another quality character in my mind previously mentioned is Ruxin from the League. Pros: Hot ass slampiece of a wife who he fucks on the reg, Big time lawyer, always dressed the frattiest on the show. Cons: He’s Jewish and his social life revolves around Fantasy Football. Consider it

        14 years ago at 10:13 pm
    1. Ham or Turkey?

      Andy from The Office isn’t nearly on the same level as these top five, but he does have merit. He is well-mannered and always dressed to the nines. Also, his father bought his way into Cornell. And who could forget his extensive knowledge of Southern culture and accents?

      14 years ago at 12:10 am
    2. glitz

      For the longest time I’ve been thinking Andy from The Office is fratty, I mean look at the way he dresses. My future husband’s closet will look like his.

      14 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. ...1852

      seriously, what self resprecting fratstar would ever watch true blood. way too many gdi’s on this site…

      14 years ago at 10:55 pm
    2. frat bastard

      ill back u up on this, no matter how frat u claim to be everybodys had a slampiece throw on the vampire movie at one time or another, better true blood than any of the alternatives. Bill=Confederate Soldier=FaF

      14 years ago at 12:46 am
  4. metrodome magic

    Jared Allen? He kills bears, and sacs Aaron Rodgers

    and hes a real human, look at his website

    14 years ago at 10:18 pm
  5. princessz

    I know Gilmore Girls is more of a TSM, but Richard Gilmore deserves to be on the list.

    14 years ago at 10:57 pm