Top 5 TFM TV Characters: Part 1
TEXAS—Today we analyze and discuss the top five current television characters that embody everything that TFM stands for. They may be fictional. Some may not be Greek. Hell, some may no longer be on the air, but they are all Frat as Fuck. In no particular order, here are the five frattiest men of television.
1. Carter Pewterschmidt—Family Guy
Peter Griffin’s father-in-law and owner of U.S. Steel; he is an old money conservative with an estimated wealth of over $7 billion. He is a member of the Skull and Bones, and plays poker with the likes of Bill Gates, Michael Eisner, and Ted Turner (whom he despises). He employs illegal immigrant laborers to maintain the landscaping of his frat castle, and believes homosexuals should be deprived the right to vote. He dislikes his daughter’s middle-class husband to such an extent that he offered him a $1,000,000 check to never speak to her again. He is a war veteran, has an addiction to sleeping pills and alcohol, and believes the secret to happiness is money.
“You can have five dollars, if you pick it up from this jar with barbed wires and salt.” – Carter Pewterschmidt
Carter Pewterschmidt hazes France:
Carter Pewterschmidt hazes Peter:
Nucky Thompson from boardwalk empire (regardless if he’s from the north) has got to be mentioned on this list.
14 years ago at 6:01 pmsecond
14 years ago at 12:13 amby far the frattiest fratter on television right now… he does what he wants to who he wants… the ultimate shot caller… he owns atlantic city for christ’s sake!
14 years ago at 10:26 amClay Davis or Stringer Bell from “The Wire”. Dudes do whatever they want until when McNulty the GDI uncovers their corruption
14 years ago at 6:36 pmDennis Reynolds?
14 years ago at 7:04 pmDennis Reynolds from the earlier seasons for sure. The episode involving Dennis’ fraternity is NF at all.
14 years ago at 9:21 pmDennis Reynolds chugs dick.
14 years ago at 12:28 pmWhere the fuck is Giovanni from Pokemon?! Dude was FaF since day one! Dressed in designer suits, took over the worlds biggest corporation (Silph Co.), had his pledges (Jesse and James) do whatever the fuck he wanted, hazed the fuck out of Ash on the reg and even black balled Mewtwo.
14 years ago at 9:20 pmBless your heart.
14 years ago at 11:43 pmIs this a joke?
14 years ago at 12:11 amhahahahahaha
14 years ago at 12:55 amI may have left cargo shorts, Aeropostale, and light-up sneakers in my childhood, but I will never lose the feeling of nostalgia whenever I see old school Pokemon. This is FaF. I don’t care who disagrees with me.
14 years ago at 2:15 amhahahahahahahahaha
14 years ago at 2:30 amVirgin
14 years ago at 3:03 amGary Oak was FaF. Always had a car full of slam pieces, had money, was a complete dick, and hazed that poor GDI Ash whenever possible
14 years ago at 11:31 amHahahahahahahaha, this is gold.
14 years ago at 3:40 pmThis is pure genius. And yes Gary was always hazing Ash.
14 years ago at 1:05 pmGrip or Die: It is a joke, and I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.
14 years ago at 8:05 pmHahaha this is classic. Don’t listen to those GDI’s without a childhood, this post is FAF.
14 years ago at 9:46 amAsh filling out that podedex with all 150. TPM
14 years ago at 6:32 amJack Bauer… nuff said
14 years ago at 9:20 pmperhaps Gordan Gekko as well
14 years ago at 9:23 pmMovie character dumbass but I believe Andy from the Office and Ari Gold have some Fratty qualities but are not fully there like Kenny Powers. Another quality character in my mind previously mentioned is Ruxin from the League. Pros: Hot ass slampiece of a wife who he fucks on the reg, Big time lawyer, always dressed the frattiest on the show. Cons: He’s Jewish and his social life revolves around Fantasy Football. Consider it
14 years ago at 10:13 pmAndy from The Office isn’t nearly on the same level as these top five, but he does have merit. He is well-mannered and always dressed to the nines. Also, his father bought his way into Cornell. And who could forget his extensive knowledge of Southern culture and accents?
14 years ago at 12:10 amFor the longest time I’ve been thinking Andy from The Office is fratty, I mean look at the way he dresses. My future husband’s closet will look like his.
14 years ago at 10:17 amBill Compton from True Blood?
14 years ago at 9:46 pmvampires are nf. try again, gdi.
14 years ago at 11:29 pmseriously, what self resprecting fratstar would ever watch true blood. way too many gdi’s on this site…
14 years ago at 10:55 pmill back u up on this, no matter how frat u claim to be everybodys had a slampiece throw on the vampire movie at one time or another, better true blood than any of the alternatives. Bill=Confederate Soldier=FaF
14 years ago at 12:46 amGrammar. FaF.
14 years ago at 2:02 pmJared Allen? He kills bears, and sacs Aaron Rodgers
and hes a real human, look at his website
14 years ago at 10:18 pmThe guy wears number 69…………………….
14 years ago at 1:02 amNot having a stadium= NF.
14 years ago at 9:42 amanything about Minnesota=NF
14 years ago at 11:08 pmgenius !
14 years ago at 10:29 pmthrowing the american flag on the ground = NF
14 years ago at 10:41 pmI know Gilmore Girls is more of a TSM, but Richard Gilmore deserves to be on the list.
14 years ago at 10:57 pmfind another site.
14 years ago at 1:50 am