Top TFM TV Characters: Part 2
14 years ago

TEXAS—For part 2 of the ever-important analytical breakdown of TFM TV characters we will consider the possibility that I may have left out some fratstars in part 1, and include characters from classic TV shows. For all of you that were hurt and/or offended by the omission of characters you felt deserved recognition, I sincerely apologize. This will be a longer, more thorough rundown. Enjoy it.

Ari Gold- Entourage

Even though this fast talking Hebrew turned down the executive job and Gulf-stream jet, he definitely receives an honorable mention. I’m pretty sure last season his slampiece left him after he dropped 100 K to have Christina Aguilera sing for her, but I digress. For each character there are arguments for why he is or isn’t FaF. Please, don’t stroke out. It is a fun list: for fun.

“What frat would have you?” – Ari Gold

Ari hazes Josh Weinstein:

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    4. says

      so if richard simmons played someone who is “faf” it would be cool? go choke on a dick

      14 years ago at 8:21 pm
  4. Pierce Brosnan

    How the fuck is Rodney Ruxin from The League not on this list? All he wears is Brooks Brothers, he’s a lawyer, his wife is a total slampiece, and he’s a complete asshole. And he goes by his last name

    14 years ago at 10:33 pm
    3. The Big Labroski

      Ruxin is TFM. But, it must be agreed that he’s the guy you don’t invite to your golf outings because of his overwhelming sense of deuschbaggery. He’s fun from afar, like a crippled stripper.

      14 years ago at 6:01 pm
    4. Jimbro Furyk

      Direct quote from Ruxin describing the way he dresses “Brooks Brothers head to toe.” FaF

      14 years ago at 12:36 am
  5. Swim in a FRATatorium

    I’m pretty sure The General didn’t exclude all these people on purpose because he wants to piss you off. He probably just either doesn’t watch those shows or forgot about them. Calm the fuck down.

    Solid ass list. FAF

    14 years ago at 11:19 pm
  6. Ty Webb

    What about Darrin Stephens from Bewitched? The guy was an ad man just like Don Draper that worked on Madison Ave. and was married to an immortal slampiece.

    14 years ago at 11:54 pm
  7. Smathers and Branson

    Dexter is a great show, but he isn’t the least bit frat. He is socially awkward and being a blood splatter analyst is NF. Jordan Chase on the other hand…

    Devon “Captain Awesome” Woodcomb from Chuck should get a mention.

    14 years ago at 12:00 am
  8. Frat Wampler

    How the fuck is Charlie Sheen from two and a half men not on here? He fucks a different slampiece every night and pounds scotch..FAF!

    14 years ago at 3:27 am
  9. Ari

    Ari Gold = Ari Emanuel which is Rahm Emanuels brother. Also, in “real life” he went to a small school in Minnesota and lived in France.

    14 years ago at 4:08 am
    1. dr fratkins

      hence the title of the article “Top TFM TV Characters, Part 2.” Not “Top TFM Inspirations for TV Characters, Part 2.”

      14 years ago at 1:23 am
  10. Hotty Toddy

    Zane Lampfrey from three sheets the guy gets paid to travel around the world and rage every night

    14 years ago at 2:27 pm
    1. Gen. Longstreet

      Such a great show. Having a tv show about getting shit-faced is the perfect job.

      14 years ago at 9:56 pm
    2. hotty toddy

      I know too bad they cancelled it but he has some other show now I think its on HD net

      14 years ago at 1:20 pm
    3. William Fratner

      Yeah, his show on HDnet is called “Drinking Made Easy” and is actually pretty entertaining. Too bad all i can think of is “GDI” when I see him and Steve in cargo shorts and wearing socks with velcro sandals.

      14 years ago at 10:11 am
    1. William Fratner

      Don’t be an ass. Have you never heard of AEPi, the Jewish fraternity? Also, Delta Sigma Phi was the first to be mixed, we were founded by a Christian and a Jew.

      14 years ago at 10:09 am
    2. Zeta Lady

      Agreed with the below comment. If ladies started wisening up they’d see that Jewish guys have a far higher return in terms of coming from a good family, having good assets, and, of course, being frattier.

      14 years ago at 8:53 am