Top TFMs of the Day
11 years ago

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Using your beer bottle as you would your index finger to point something out. #TFM

2. Having to move a collection of beer bongs and drug paraphernalia to get to the First-Aid kit. #TFM

3. Saying, “I’m a lover, not a fighter,” despite being subpar at both. #TFM

4. Quickly changing the subject when asked by your parents to explain the origin of your nickname. #TFM

5. Steve Spurrier hitting the gym in a vest and polo. #TFM

6. Making an unconscious effort. #TFM

7. Churchill Downs banning selfie sticks during the Derby. #TFM

8. Giving yourself a gimme on a putt you’re too intoxicated to sink. #TFM

9. Comparing your return to class to the return of Derrick Rose. #TFM

10. Waking up with a new nickname and no recollection of how you earned it. #TFM

Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM

    2. TFM Intern

      It’s just a way to make sure the wall posts get more exposure on a daily basis. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.

      11 years ago at 11:32 am
      4. FratPoppa

        They are right fucking there on the left of the front page of the site you god damn cock mongrel. Even assuming you accomplish your “goal” – what the fuck does that even accomplish???!!! You should be dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen.

        11 years ago at 3:48 pm
      5. Fratobilly

        In that case, you should post the best comments. Much more entertaining than the filtered shit you put on the wall

        11 years ago at 12:42 am
  3. american_fratter

    Here are some ideas for you guys so you can stop giving us shit.
    -weekly reading of mean comments
    – dick picks column of weekly sports picks
    -more frat romance novel
    -bring back the forums

    11 years ago at 11:39 am
    1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

      Why the fuck does intern even do? Copy and pasting TFMs while posting Fail Friday late every week is not a valid excuse for a job

      11 years ago at 1:11 pm
  6. FrayettevilleLegend

    Intern, I’m sure you thought this was a good idea; however, it wasn’t. What would be a good idea would be to feed yourself to a wood-chipper, scrotum first.

    11 years ago at 11:50 am