Top TFMs of the Day
11 years ago

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Letting it be known that you’re “coming out of retirement” upon becoming single again. #TFM

2. Comparing last night’s rager to a “4g inverted dive with a MiG 28.” #TFM

3. Bill Murray not giving up on his dream to play in the NBA despite having limited athletic ability and being adamant about not playing defense. #TFM

4. Calling the pledges try-hards after vastly exceeding your expectations. #TFM

5. “There’s a pledge for that.” #TFM

6. Having an awards ceremony for the pledges where every award is extremely demeaning. #TFM

7. Telling her you’re not looking for a relationship immediately after a drunken dance floor make out. #TFM

8. Celebrating your fake ID’s birthday. #TFM

9. Your fraternity being on the local news more than your university’s football team. #TFM

10. Any weather over 60 degrees being a catalyst for heavy day drinking. #TFM

Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM

  5. LearningMurican

    Its not only sad that fail Friday is your only somewhat important job, what its really appalling is that you manage to fuck it up and disappoint us like any of us would disappoint any of the Instagram babes of the day. Fuck you Intern.

    11 years ago at 8:59 am