Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Listening to hardcore rap about the ills of society despite growing up upper-middle class and having never had to deal with real adversity. #TFM

2. Having higher standards for honesty on the golf course than in the classroom. #TFM

3. Doing something you had no desire to do in the first place solely because someone said you wouldn’t do it. #TFM

4. Giving a demeaning nickname to someone before you’ve established a friendship with them. #TFM

5. Needing glasses to read, but having the ability to spot a pledge missing his pin from 200 yards away. #TFM

6. Claiming that you’re “not going to dignify that with a response” to something you definitely did. #TFM

7. I like my women like I like my milk: rich, white, and 2% fat. #TFM

8. Blaming the wet bed on her. #TFM

9. Mason-Dixon Line (n.) : An imaginary line that separates F from NF. #TFM

10. Unnecessarily addressing the elephant in the room. #TFM

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  1. Hoosier Fratter

    Stop fucking post this garbage. Im 100% certain no one reads it and the only views are people going straight to the comments to shit on your god-forsaken soul.

    10 years ago at 6:06 pm
    1. TFM Tech Guy

      I’m 100% certain that at least 15,000 people will read this, at the very minimum. So we will continue to make these posts.

      10 years ago at 6:25 pm
  2. Douglas MacArthur

    My top TFM of the day: Your severed dick selling for a fortune because the cock merchant thinks it came from a dwarf. #TFM

    10 years ago at 7:10 pm
      1. Douglas MacArthur

        Fuck if I know. We were like 2ft from it if that gives you any clues. Chapter’s 150th is in a few weeks so I’ll be back there.

        10 years ago at 1:11 am
  3. SharkWeekTFM

    I have submitted a column called “10 Classic TFMs and 1 Fail as Endorsed by Sharks.” Demand that the guys publish it. You won’t be disappointed.

    10 years ago at 3:10 pm