Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Getting into hot water with IFC for running a hot chocolate fundraiser by the name “I’m in love with the coco.” #TFM
2. Telling the bar manager that he’s running a “bullshit Mickey Mouse operation” for denying your clearly fake ID. #TFM
3. Telling your risk manager to use earmuffs when discussing plans for the weekend. #TFM
4. Party themes that are offensive, but not “make the local news” offensive. #TFM
5. Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof, and make outrageous counter accusations. And if all else fails, discredit all opposition. #TFM
6. Comfortably wearing shorts that show enough thigh to make others uncomfortable. #TFM
7. The United States having military bases all over the world, but not letting any other country have one on U.S. soil. #TFM
8. Adding “entrepreneurial experience” to your résumé after selling Addy for a semester. #TFM
9. I watched my blacked out pledge brother change the TV channel at a sorority house to Food Network, then shatter the remote against the wall. #TFM
10. Believing that you must take risks in order to manage them. #TFM
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10 years ago at 4:55 pmI don’t get #1, but I like #6
10 years ago at 5:11 pmPlease don’t read these so they’ll go away.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmNumber 9 sounds like a story that’s only funny if you were there
10 years ago at 5:29 pmThis would be a solid feature if it weren’t just the wall.
10 years ago at 5:32 pmwho gave the TFMIntern a bid? these are not top TFms.
10 years ago at 5:55 pmMaybe a “top intern insults” column would be received better.
10 years ago at 6:15 pm“TFM Staff Reads Mean Comments” is more of a TFM than these….top….TFMs.
10 years ago at 10:51 pm