Top TFMs of the Day

TFM Intern10 years ago

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Not recalling all the events of “a pretty low-key night.” #TFM

2. Drunk in the streets, disappointing in the sheets. #TFM

3. Being just drunk enough to drive, but way too drunk to putt. #TFM

4. Mid-afternoon “you up?” texts. #TFM

5. Only wearing cargos when they are camouflage and government issued. #TFM

6. Fitting every characteristic of a dad except for actually having a kid. #TFM

7. Referring to the bar you were recently banned from as your “old stomping grounds.” #TFM

8. Responding with “he’s just working through some stuff” when asked about the guy passed out on the front lawn. #TFM

9. Filibustering when asked where the relationship is going. #TFM

10. 1/3 of the United States House of Representatives; 76% of the U.S. Senate; 85% of Supreme Court Justices since 1910; all but 2 U.S. Presidents since 1825; 85% of Fortune 500 key executives and all of the Apollo 11 Astronauts belong to fraternities or sororities. #TFM

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