Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Taking a moment of silence at a Cinco de Mayo party to remember the Alamo. #TFM
2. Driving foreign. Drinking domestic. #TFM
3. Writing a speech that includes the phrase “I wrote a speech for tonight, but I’m not going to read it.” #TFM
4. Assuming her boyfriend is her little brother. #TFM
5. Whenever she tries to give me a handjob, I simply reply, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” #TFM
6. Trying to soften the blow by telling Dad your class average is similar to a respectable round of golf. #TFM
7. TThat one girl who went totally off the deep end after dating you. #TFM
8. Trying to use “I pay my dues” as a perpetual Get Out Of Jail Free card. #TFM
9. Proclaiming, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to,” after clearly taking something beyond its normal breaking point. #TFM
10. The United States claiming the name America despite the Americas covering 35 different countries. #TFM
just stop. You’re not good at this.
11 years ago at 5:53 pmIntern please do us all a favor and go drink bleach
11 years ago at 5:56 pmGo fist yourself intern
11 years ago at 7:59 pmDriving foreign? Please, its all about american muscle. Fuck off, intern.
11 years ago at 9:19 pmI hear Torinos are nice
11 years ago at 11:33 amIntern, I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never fucking use it.
11 years ago at 10:29 pmNot gonna lie I got a solid chuckle out of the handjibber line.
11 years ago at 10:38 pmhttp://strictlybucketssports.com
11 years ago at 10:57 pm#5 is 3 years old… https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/university-of-florida-2470/
11 years ago at 11:42 pmI just don’t see the point of this feature.
11 years ago at 2:09 amAnyone seen the forums?
11 years ago at 2:29 am