Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Taking a moment of silence at a Cinco de Mayo party to remember the Alamo. #TFM
2. Driving foreign. Drinking domestic. #TFM
3. Writing a speech that includes the phrase “I wrote a speech for tonight, but I’m not going to read it.” #TFM
4. Assuming her boyfriend is her little brother. #TFM
5. Whenever she tries to give me a handjob, I simply reply, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” #TFM
6. Trying to soften the blow by telling Dad your class average is similar to a respectable round of golf. #TFM
7. TThat one girl who went totally off the deep end after dating you. #TFM
8. Trying to use “I pay my dues” as a perpetual Get Out Of Jail Free card. #TFM
9. Proclaiming, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to,” after clearly taking something beyond its normal breaking point. #TFM
10. The United States claiming the name America despite the Americas covering 35 different countries. #TFM
If grandex really wanted to make money off of click bait articles they should just post a weekly video of different IGBOTD kicking the intern in the nuts.
11 years ago at 9:22 am