Toronto’s Mayor On Pussy: “I’ve Got More Than Enough To Eat At Home”

OscarBluthTFM12 years ago

I think Rob Ford is building a fan club of 18 to 25-year-old guys across Canada and the United States that is about to reach an unprecedented threshold of spectacular-ness. In the wake of allegations that he’s been smoking crack while in office, and possibly meeting with prostitutes at Toronto’s City Hall, Ford met with the press today in hopes to set the record straight. He did that and more in glorious fashion. Here is a video of the press conference he held this morning. Keep in mind, it was broadcasted live throughout Canada.

And here is the official transcript so you can make sure that you heard him right.

Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondek. It says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.

There are so many awesome things about this press conference that it’s actually hard to process. The mayor of the largest city in Canada, who was recently caught on camera smoking crack, just told a live press conference that he did not eat some woman’s pussy because he’s happily married and has “more than enough to eat at home.” He also wore a customized Canadian Football League jersey with “Mayor Ford” printed on the back to City Hall, on a day where he had multiple meetings with the city council. It’s like he is trolling everyone, and it is incredible.

Of course, no Ford story is complete without the obligatory “Watch Rob Try To Hike A Football” .gif:

Is it too late to donate money to his re-election campaign?

Image via The Star