Treating sex like your exams: trying to finish as quickly as possible so you can start drinking again. TFM. StallionDaMan11 years ago
HeatAndPressure I understand this is a satire website but this is just plain pathetic. 11 years ago at 11:40 pm
HouseChef_TFM I honestly don’t think you “understand that this is a satire website” and think that you’re “just plain pathetic.” 11 years ago at 1:56 pm
Or drink while you have sex, so you can last longer
11 years ago at 8:14 pmThis is stupid
11 years ago at 11:20 pmI understand this is a satire website but this is just plain pathetic.
11 years ago at 11:40 pmYou can leave
11 years ago at 9:38 amMid-sex whiskey pulls. TFM.
11 years ago at 11:43 pmPassing her the blunt while you hit it from behind.
11 years ago at 11:53 pmTDarkieM.
11 years ago at 10:00 amI guess only black people smoke weed now… News to me
11 years ago at 1:27 pmI honestly don’t think you “understand that this is a satire website” and think that you’re “just plain pathetic.”
11 years ago at 1:56 pmMid-final whiskey pulls. RFM
11 years ago at 10:50 pm