Try Not To Vomit At This Gift A College Freshman Gave His High School Girlfriend
9 years ago

So the following tweet is going viral.

Light it on fire and hope it never sees the light of day again. Apparently, this thing is called an “explosion box,” probably because it makes you want to blow yourself the fuck up. Nightmare fuel. Why can’t you just get your girl something normal like a gift card and some chocolates just as every other normal guy would do? Or better yet, break up with her because she’s in high school and you’re going to college, you moron.

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    It’s possible, but unlikely, he’s actually one of the smartest men alive. He lets this go viral, breaks up with his gf, suddenly every girl on campus wants to lock him down, all competing for his attention. This dude is either a legend in the making or a fucking moron.

    9 years ago at 9:24 pm