Turnt Mom Loses Her Mind At Disneyland In What Could Be The Greatest Internet Video Of All Time

EDITOR’S NOTE: A few angry commenters and Disney fanatics have pointed out that this is California’s Disneyland and not Disneyworld.

Florida is a garbage state filled with terrible swamp-people like Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, and Dan Regester. It’s a place that, under no circumstance, would I ever voluntarily live, unless I am 65 and from an area of the country that spends six months under a winter weather advisory. That said, Florida is home to one of the happiest places on earth: Disneyworld.

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I don’t have much of a backstory for the following video. What I do know is that it was posted last week and is clearly the rough draft of something much bigger. We, in the web content biz, understand that there is not a more powerful driving force on the internet than stay-at-home white moms. This lady is no exception. In her t-shirt, capris, and $65 sneaks, she took Orlando by storm:

Disney Mom

This mom is so turnt.

Posted by Colby Melvin on Friday, August 21, 2015

I mean, I don’t know what else to tell you. That mom choreographed a dance routine and spent an entire day filming it at Disneyworld. I don’t think I’ve ever written a whiter sentence than that. Suburban household moms everywhere will giggle with glee and pounce on the “share” button after seeing the final product, but this raw cut is so much better. It illustrates the real behind-the-scenes awkwardness going to Disneyworld and making a fool out of yourself.

Some will say this video is stupid, but I have watched it 10 times and it has honestly only gotten better. This might be one of the greatest videos the internet has ever offered, and I, for one, am thankful to have seen it.

To white suburban moms everywhere, the bar has been raised. Get turnt, moms. Get turnt, and film it.

  1. cj2kallday

    Spoiler Alert: You can quit watching after the first cut away, it’s the same shit.

    10 years ago at 11:38 am
  2. Wow this is awful, “a view angry commenters” You guys keep this sorry sack of shit around and try to tell us you maintain some form of standard?

    10 years ago at 11:46 am
  3. Minervas_Raider

    Steve, coming from a guy who’s real name is actually Steve, you’re a downright disgrace myself and anyone else named Steve. Change your name to Courtney, get a sex change (if you haven’t already), and kindly fuck off and leave this site forever. Fuck you

    10 years ago at 11:49 am
  4. Kruk

    I need to start reading who the author is at the top of the story rather than read all the way to the end only to realize it’s Holt

    10 years ago at 12:04 pm