Turnt Mom Loses Her Mind At Disneyland In What Could Be The Greatest Internet Video Of All Time
EDITOR’S NOTE: A few angry commenters and Disney fanatics have pointed out that this is California’s Disneyland and not Disneyworld.
Florida is a garbage state filled with terrible swamp-people like Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, and Dan Regester. It’s a place that, under no circumstance, would I ever voluntarily live, unless I am 65 and from an area of the country that spends six months under a winter weather advisory. That said, Florida is home to one of the happiest places on earth: Disneyworld.
I don’t have much of a backstory for the following video. What I do know is that it was posted last week and is clearly the rough draft of something much bigger. We, in the web content biz, understand that there is not a more powerful driving force on the internet than stay-at-home white moms. This lady is no exception. In her t-shirt, capris, and $65 sneaks, she took Orlando by storm:
This mom is so turnt.
Posted by Colby Melvin on Friday, August 21, 2015
I mean, I don’t know what else to tell you. That mom choreographed a dance routine and spent an entire day filming it at Disneyworld. I don’t think I’ve ever written a whiter sentence than that. Suburban household moms everywhere will giggle with glee and pounce on the “share” button after seeing the final product, but this raw cut is so much better. It illustrates the real behind-the-scenes awkwardness going to Disneyworld and making a fool out of yourself.
Some will say this video is stupid, but I have watched it 10 times and it has honestly only gotten better. This might be one of the greatest videos the internet has ever offered, and I, for one, am thankful to have seen it.
To white suburban moms everywhere, the bar has been raised. Get turnt, moms. Get turnt, and film it..
I remember her from parents weekend. I was her daughter’s date but I gave her the stink eye a couple of times at the bar. I think she was DTF but I got hammered and ended up sleeping on the couch after my date got drunk and puked in the bed.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmYou’re so frat, tell us another story please
10 years ago at 6:13 pmEven her small children know this isn’t normal behavior
10 years ago at 12:19 pmGreat post Dorno.
10 years ago at 12:23 pmIf I ever see another shit post like this again, I’m taking all of my internet time to deadspin and never looking back. Fuck you
10 years ago at 12:27 pmBlackball SteveHolt.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmWhat the fuck was that?
10 years ago at 12:45 pmThis post gave me cancer
10 years ago at 1:04 pmYou and your name suck
10 years ago at 9:09 pmAs soon as I recognized the video’s thumbnail on the link for the stupid video before even clicking on it, I knew it was going to be fucking Steve Holt. Goddammit Steve.
10 years ago at 1:37 pmNot to beat a dead horse here, but Steve Holt is worse than cancer.
10 years ago at 2:05 pmThat lady is bat shit crazy.
10 years ago at 2:23 pm