Turnt Mom Loses Her Mind At Disneyland In What Could Be The Greatest Internet Video Of All Time

EDITOR’S NOTE: A few angry commenters and Disney fanatics have pointed out that this is California’s Disneyland and not Disneyworld.

Florida is a garbage state filled with terrible swamp-people like Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, and Dan Regester. It’s a place that, under no circumstance, would I ever voluntarily live, unless I am 65 and from an area of the country that spends six months under a winter weather advisory. That said, Florida is home to one of the happiest places on earth: Disneyworld.

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I don’t have much of a backstory for the following video. What I do know is that it was posted last week and is clearly the rough draft of something much bigger. We, in the web content biz, understand that there is not a more powerful driving force on the internet than stay-at-home white moms. This lady is no exception. In her t-shirt, capris, and $65 sneaks, she took Orlando by storm:

Disney Mom

This mom is so turnt.

Posted by Colby Melvin on Friday, August 21, 2015

I mean, I don’t know what else to tell you. That mom choreographed a dance routine and spent an entire day filming it at Disneyworld. I don’t think I’ve ever written a whiter sentence than that. Suburban household moms everywhere will giggle with glee and pounce on the “share” button after seeing the final product, but this raw cut is so much better. It illustrates the real behind-the-scenes awkwardness going to Disneyworld and making a fool out of yourself.

Some will say this video is stupid, but I have watched it 10 times and it has honestly only gotten better. This might be one of the greatest videos the internet has ever offered, and I, for one, am thankful to have seen it.

To white suburban moms everywhere, the bar has been raised. Get turnt, moms. Get turnt, and film it.

  1. Shoeless_bro_jackson69

    Instantly knew it was a steve holt article when I read the title and saw the first word was “turnt”

    10 years ago at 8:48 pm
  2. Shaft

    Horrible shit. And to the 13 retards that liked this video/article go fuck yourselves along with Steve Holt

    10 years ago at 10:25 pm
  3. SigEpOB

    Steve Holt is a butt baby. Literally birthed through his moms asshole, and has been a piece of shit ever since

    10 years ago at 7:44 am
  4. BFratz

    “Greatest Internet Video of All Time”?! Seriously Holt? I haven’t been this disappointed since, well I guess your last article.

    10 years ago at 9:39 am
  5. ImHereForTheGangbang

    You needed user feedback to figure out that this was Disneyland and not Disneyworld, Steve? The gigantic sign behind the woman literally in the first shot of the video that says “DISNEYLAND” didn’t tip you off?

    Go chug bleach you fucking mongoloid.

    10 years ago at 9:54 am