Twitter Reacts Hilariously To Brazilian Beatdown
You watching this Brazil-Germany game? I haven’t seen this much scoring since last night when I had cybersex with all of those girls on Omegle. Check out what the Twittersphere is saying about the host country’s poor performance.
Time for German fans in attendance wearing jerseys to slowly remove them and inconspicuously exit the stadium.
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) July 8, 2014
VINE: All of Germany's five first-half goals… #BRA #GER http://t.co/FoDy2v6zyB
— Football Live Scores (@F00tyHighlights) July 8, 2014
Dibs on BRAZILIAN WAXED headline.
— Darin Gantt (@daringantt) July 8, 2014
La défense brésilienne. #BREALL pic.twitter.com/BAlB06EokL
— BuzzFeed France (@BuzzFeedFrance) July 8, 2014
tell me this isn't the saddest thing you've ever seen #BRA pic.twitter.com/Yz9fz6LSPk
— Leah Apablasa (@LeahApablasa) July 8, 2014
"Put me in coach; I'm ready to play"-Neymar
#BRA pic.twitter.com/3J6SmE6Ada
— Perks of Soccer (@PerksofSoccer1) July 8, 2014
BREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue pic.twitter.com/qVwhfydUTY
— World Cup 2014 (@World) July 8, 2014
Brazil may be getting blown out but we all know that if Colt McCoy had not have gotten hurt this game would be a lot different.
— Auburn Jokes™ (@AuburnJokes) July 8, 2014
The World Cup logo designer was a modern day Nostradamus http://t.co/gqyhUvgznK pic.twitter.com/IUyL1QMzV2
— SB Nation Soccer (@SBNationSoccer) July 8, 2014
It’s an aggressive move, but I think Brazil have to really consider bringing on Julian Green here.
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) July 8, 2014
Rare photo Brazil's goalie. pic.twitter.com/Kbylikz0a1
— Urban Funny (@UrbanDaiIy) July 8, 2014
Brazil needs two field goals or a touchdown to win this
— ✨ relyT✨ (@t_raww_7) July 8, 2014
Just been sent this: Fantastic attitude from Brazil – if Neymar can't play, no-one will.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) July 8, 2014
Brazil could have found a better goalie on craigslist.
— Christian A. Pierce (@ChrisChinPierce) July 8, 2014
"Stop! Stop he's already dead!" #WorldCup2014 #BrazilvsGermany pic.twitter.com/C0kG0pLPRb
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) July 8, 2014
"Im out" – Christ The Redeemer pic.twitter.com/B9RBLxjqTD
— TheHumanGrindinBeat (@BigGhostLtd) July 8, 2014
"The Brazilian please. But not like, painful in a 2014 World Cup way." – me getting a bikini wax
— Kate Hendricks (@katethewasp) July 8, 2014
#Brazil #BrazilvsGermany Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! http://t.co/1McmtXAwUt
— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) July 8, 2014
Is it still cool to masturbate to the hot Brazilian fan babes if they're crying? Don't wanna be creepy. #WorldCup
— Mike Burns (@pizzanachos69) July 8, 2014
I haven't seen Germany this offensive since…well…never mind.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) July 8, 2014
I now totally understand the origin of the Brazilian wax. Literally nothing on the field. #BrazilvsGermany
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) July 8, 2014
Boooooyah
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 8, 2014
Brazilian riots about to become worse than Vancouver’s.
10 years ago at 5:06 pmThe Master Race at work. RFM.
10 years ago at 5:14 pmBrazil did Nazi that coming.
10 years ago at 9:10 amGermany scoring a Brazillian goals.
10 years ago at 5:56 pmI like the creativity
10 years ago at 7:34 pmApparently Neymar’s back injury was a result of carrying the team
10 years ago at 6:38 pmAlready done. Please kill yourself
10 years ago at 9:32 pmBoy that escalated quickly
10 years ago at 6:48 amGood thing Germany didn’t play Poland this year
10 years ago at 7:38 pmI wanted to post the game on PornHub, but they don’t accept rape.
10 years ago at 8:40 pm
10 years ago at 1:27 amI did Nazi this .humiliating defeat coming. Anne Frankly neither did Brazil.
10 years ago at 9:29 pmI did Nazi that coming.
10 years ago at 10:41 pmGermanic legions is strong.
10 years ago at 10:49 pm“This won’t be the first time that thousands of Germans will have to lie low in Brazil for a while for their own safety.”
10 years ago at 11:20 pm