Twitter Reacts Hilariously To Brazilian Beatdown

Jared Borislow10 years ago

Time for German fans in attendance wearing jerseys to slowly remove them and inconspicuously exit the stadium.

— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) July 8, 2014

VINE: All of Germany's five first-half goals… #BRA #GER http://t.co/FoDy2v6zyB

— Football Live Scores (@F00tyHighlights) July 8, 2014

Dibs on BRAZILIAN WAXED headline.

— Darin Gantt (@daringantt) July 8, 2014

La défense brésilienne. #BREALL pic.twitter.com/BAlB06EokL

— BuzzFeed France (@BuzzFeedFrance) July 8, 2014

tell me this isn't the saddest thing you've ever seen #BRA pic.twitter.com/Yz9fz6LSPk

— Leah Apablasa (@LeahApablasa) July 8, 2014

"Put me in coach; I'm ready to play"-Neymar #BRA pic.twitter.com/3J6SmE6Ada

— Perks of Soccer (@PerksofSoccer1) July 8, 2014

BREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue pic.twitter.com/qVwhfydUTY

— World Cup 2014 (@World) July 8, 2014

Brazil may be getting blown out but we all know that if Colt McCoy had not have gotten hurt this game would be a lot different.

— Auburn Jokes™ (@AuburnJokes) July 8, 2014

The World Cup logo designer was a modern day Nostradamus http://t.co/gqyhUvgznK pic.twitter.com/IUyL1QMzV2

— SB Nation Soccer (@SBNationSoccer) July 8, 2014

It’s an aggressive move, but I think Brazil have to really consider bringing on Julian Green here.

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) July 8, 2014

Rare photo Brazil's goalie. pic.twitter.com/Kbylikz0a1

— Urban Funny (@UrbanDaiIy) July 8, 2014

Brazil needs two field goals or a touchdown to win this

— ✨ relyT✨ (@t_raww_7) July 8, 2014

Just been sent this: Fantastic attitude from Brazil – if Neymar can't play, no-one will.

— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) July 8, 2014

Brazil could have found a better goalie on craigslist.

— Christian A. Pierce (@ChrisChinPierce) July 8, 2014

"Stop! Stop he's already dead!" #WorldCup2014 #BrazilvsGermany pic.twitter.com/C0kG0pLPRb

— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) July 8, 2014

"Im out" – Christ The Redeemer pic.twitter.com/B9RBLxjqTD

— TheHumanGrindinBeat (@BigGhostLtd) July 8, 2014

"The Brazilian please. But not like, painful in a 2014 World Cup way." – me getting a bikini wax

— Kate Hendricks (@katethewasp) July 8, 2014

#Brazil #BrazilvsGermany Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! http://t.co/1McmtXAwUt

— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) July 8, 2014

Is it still cool to masturbate to the hot Brazilian fan babes if they're crying? Don't wanna be creepy. #WorldCup

— Mike Burns (@pizzanachos69) July 8, 2014

I haven't seen Germany this offensive since…well…never mind.

— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) July 8, 2014

I now totally understand the origin of the Brazilian wax. Literally nothing on the field. #BrazilvsGermany

— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) July 8, 2014

Boooooyah

— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 8, 2014