Two Of America’s Finest Come Together As Marisa Miller Joins Forces With Natural Light
There’s a group of women that continue to defy nature and what some may call “common sense” as they simply refuse to cave in to Father Time’s demands and grow older like normal human beings. We’re talking about Hall of Wood caliber type talent that seem to actually get better looking with each passing year: the Marisa Tomeis, Jennifer Anistons, Christie Brinkleys, Jennifer Lopezs, Halle Berrys, and Marisa Millers of the world. Just when all logic tells you that they should have lost a few MPHs off their fastball along the way, they somehow can still dial it back and hit triple digits on the radar gun. And with Marisa Miller being the youngest of this group of ageless goddesses, a mere 38 years on this planet, you have to love this signing today by Natty Light.
I couldn’t think of a better face of the franchise for an American staple like Natty than the woman who was proclaimed as “the return of the great American supermodel” and a legend of the game that is still very much in her prime.
How? How does she still look this damn good? Do former Victoria Secret angels just have lifetime access to the Fountain of Youth? That’s got to be it, right? She’s still going to look exactly like this in twenty years, too. Hell of a pickup for Natty Light. You were going to drink it anyway, but she’s essentially hammering it home and erasing all doubt like Kevin Durant to the Warriors. When Marisa and Natty join forces, America wins..
I’ve been asked if the TFM in my name actually stands for “the free mason” and all I gotta say is, “if you want to be one, just ask one”
Like frats the free masons are widely misunderstood by the outside and not nearly as sinister as often portrayed. There are yet deeper more secret groups within it including the illuminati (which is nothing like most popular knowledge would have you believe) but even they are mostly benign.
7 years ago at 8:37 amOk can I join the illuminati with you?
7 years ago at 12:37 pm