Tyler Bray: First Beer Bottles, Now Jet Skis
Tyler Bray is doing his best to one-up Rob Gronkowski and strip the “Summer of Gronk” moniker from him – it’s just that he sucks at it. Summer of Gronk includes attractive women, sitting courtside at sporting events, porn stars, shirtless paid appearance gigs, and tearing the club up one awkward white guy dance move at a time. Summer of Bray includes beer bottle tossing, jet ski showboating, and law enforcement run-ins. It just keeps getting the Tennessee quarterback into trouble.
Tyler Bray has had an eventful, menacing summer. First we learned about him throwing beer bottle grenades at parked cars outside his apartment building in broad daylight. This time Bray took to the lake where he went Kenny Powers all over some folks’ asses.
Bray is slated to appear at Loudon County General Sessions Court although the exact time has not been disclosed on charges stemming from a July 4 Jet Ski incident on Tellico Lake.
According to Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency officer Dewayne Williams, Bray was driving a Jet Ski with a woman passenger when he was observed by Williams “hot dogging” with another Jet Ski. Williams explained the term “hot dogging” as “almost like playing chicken” on Jet Skis.
The other Jet Ski tipped over spilling the unidentified occupants into the water. Bray then sped near the swimmers “spraying them with water,” according to Williams, who added “he was almost on top of them.”
Oh, the humanity. Someone has to put an end to the terror this monster is causing. But seriously, this isn’t a big deal. It’s just hilarious. Any time an officer describes the assailant’s actions as “hot dogging,” it’s time to laugh it off. Listen though, Bray. I respect the moves out there on the water, but next time don’t do it right in front of a cop’s face. You’re the Tennessee starting quarterback for Pete’s sake.
Some video of the incident is now surfacing, and we were able to get our hands on it:
- [via Go Vols Xtra]
There’s nothing frat about Tyler Bray with that God awful tattoo on his back
12 years ago at 10:43 amhttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9KwDfIktS8E/TnI6SdC-v7I/AAAAAAAAAHM/u9QJDvF1Sak/s1600/brayTattoo.jpg
He’s the quarterback for the best damn football team in the nation. That’s enough
12 years ago at 10:49 am^Never go full retard.
12 years ago at 10:54 am^
12 years ago at 11:07 am^^
12 years ago at 11:58 am^^^ You never go full retard
12 years ago at 1:15 pm^^^^ truth
12 years ago at 1:28 pm^^^^^
12 years ago at 12:10 am^^^^^^He went full retard, you’re never supposed to go full retard
12 years ago at 11:53 amIs that clip from a Jason movie?
12 years ago at 10:46 amWas Kenny fucking Powers in a Jason movie? take a lap
12 years ago at 11:06 amEastbound and Down.
12 years ago at 11:44 am^^ I’m sorry, my vision is bad enough that I could only see 16 of the 32 pixels in that GIF
12 years ago at 11:53 amI saw 55 in that GIF
12 years ago at 12:36 pm^^ sounds like a personal problem to me
12 years ago at 1:22 pm^^^Theres nothing frat about ice cold frat he can’t discuss football and he doesn’t even know Eastbound & Down fucking douche!
12 years ago at 1:26 pm^^^Hell he even gave a Eastbound & Down reference in the article
12 years ago at 1:27 pmWhen I first read the headline I thought he threw a jetski at a car. I wouldn’t even be mad, I’d be impressed.
12 years ago at 10:47 am^
12 years ago at 11:12 amI heard in addition to “hot-dogging” on a jet-ski he also pooped in the refrigerator AND ate the entire wheel of cheese.
12 years ago at 12:41 pm^Good for him.
12 years ago at 1:21 pmAnd he’s slept with more women than Tebow.
12 years ago at 9:50 pmThe name of Kenny Powers jet ski is “The Panty Dropper.” That, in and of itself, is more impressive than Tyler Bray’s entire life.
12 years ago at 3:19 pmHoney I love you, but you have clothes like a fuckin dickhead.
12 years ago at 4:16 pmCan i wear the Scream mask, the mask from Scream, when i do you from behind?
12 years ago at 5:45 pmSo I’m gonna pay for a blow job and I gotta pay for a goddamn hotel room too? Well that just seems like I’m paying too much money for nothing- I got a house.
12 years ago at 5:57 pmWhen I first saw “hot dogging” mentioned, I thought of something other than “playing chicken”.
12 years ago at 9:35 am