Typical day drinking on the golf course. TFM.

  1. StoryTeller

    Jeans? You god damn failed abortion of a human. Also, nice hat and one set of golf clubs. Do you actually play with them or just see how deep you can put them up your ass? Also, just have some fucking respect for your families and don’t get caught looking/acting like this. I bet you’re the type of guy that shaves his arms because “girls love a smooth body” but in reality you sometimes when you’re beating off you pause and close your eyes while you rub your own arm and pretend it’s a woman. Honestly I fucking hate you, I hope you get get AIDS and GET SOME GOD DAMN GOLF PANTS OR SHORTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUM DUMPSTER

    10 years ago at 9:52 am
      1. StoryTeller

        I’m not. I don’t mind people attempting cool things that sucks or trying to hard to “frat” but when you can’t even fucking someone abide by social rules (-wearing fucking proper attire for certain activities) like a normal person…you really shouldn’t live. Just the fact that this man went to a golf course in jeans, rode around in a cart with one God damn bag in it, and then for whatever unknown reason backed his cart up to the edge of this pond makes me want to rip his mothers head off and fuck it while he watches in his jeans. Not to mention their fucking designer jeans of all things. God my day is ruined. Fuck.

        10 years ago at 10:59 am
    1. JakeFromState

      You do realize jeans are permitted at some country clubs between certain months of the year right? (Winter off season) Dumbass.

      10 years ago at 3:04 pm
      1. Fratrick Henry III

        Just because they’re permitted doesn’t mean they should be worn. I bet you wear cargo shorts because you’re ‘permitted to’

        10 years ago at 12:30 am
  2. justwannabecute4u

    **when the stick up ur ass feels like it might slip out so you adjust**

    10 years ago at 1:43 pm