U.S. Military Whips Big Dick Out, Parades A Bunch Of Vehicles Right Next To Russian Border
11 years ago

U.S. Military Paraded A Bunch Of Vehicles Right Across The Russian Border, Cold War II At Its Finest

There are times when Daddy America just has to remind everyone who runs this world. Some countries get a little too overconfident and we have to humble them back into place. Russia is one of those countries that recently has been trying to swing its dick around, but our dick is totally way bigger than their little frozen chode.

What did we do? Well, we paraded the stars and stripes on military vehicles just 300 yards from the Russian border yesterday — just close enough to let that semi-autistic Putin know that we’re here and we still run this shit.

From the Washington Post:

U.S. military combat vehicles paraded Wednesday through an Estonian city that juts into Russia, a symbolic act that highlighted the stakes for both sides amid the worst tensions between the West and Russia since the Cold War.

The armored personnel carriers and other U.S. Army vehicles that rolled through the streets of Narva, a border city separated by a narrow frontier from Russia, were a dramatic reminder of the new military confrontation in Eastern Europe.

The reason for the parade was to celebrate Estonia Independence Day. Narva just happens to be a very vulnerable target for Russia if it were to expand the conflict with the West into NATO territory. Nothing like a little American presence from the U.S. Army’s Second Cavalry Regiment to give them the hint to nip that idea in the bud.

This isn’t the first time we’ve done this, either. Back in November, we rolled through the streets of Riga, Latvia, for its Independence Day celebration. If Putin doesn’t realize it by now, he should know that America is the one with the big swinging dick in the world, and we’ll remind you of it.

[via Washington Post]

Image via YouTube

  3. Slaty_Manziel

    I heard one of the drivers of the vehicles yelled out the window, “communism can still suck my dick”. It could be a rumor, but I doubt it.

    11 years ago at 11:25 am
  6. Marvin D. Porter

    Boulevard,
    I know you love America and you post many articles about the military. I think you need to man-up and take the plunge. Either go to USMC officer training school or enlist with the A Ranger Battalion. You could still write articles. By this time next year you could be an infantry platoon commander or a Ranger right smack in the middle of killing ISIS thugs. In three years your obligation would be up and you return to Grandex and assume your position as the baddest motherfucker in the office.
    The end.

    11 years ago at 11:30 am
    1. Semper_Fratelis

      Promising a 3 year contract? You must be a recruiter telling those shit lies.

      11 years ago at 11:40 am
      1. Marvin D. Porter

        In the Army if you have a degree and go to OCS the obligation is three years if the Army doesn’t help you pay any loans off.
        A friend did this. He was an accountant gaining dad body weight by the week. Went to OCS, infantry officer basic course, airborne and Ranger school. Served as platoon leader with 101st. He’s back to being a nerdy accountant with a combat tour.

        11 years ago at 2:05 pm
      2. stonewalllee

        I personally don’t know why you’d go the officer route unless you planned to make it career. If you already have a career you’re happy with, taking a break for a few years would just put you behind your peers in the corporate climb.

        11 years ago at 2:11 pm
      3. Marvin D. Porter

        My friend said the only hard thing he’d ever done in his life was pledging. He wanted to test himself and he felt it was his duty as an American man.

        11 years ago at 2:16 pm
    4. Sand_Hill_Alum

      you can’t just enlist with a ranger battalion. you have to get an option 40 contract when you enlist 11B (infantryman) if i’m not mistaken. when you complete the 16 weeks of basic and infantry training at Ft Benning then you will be shipped off straight to airborne school. after 3 weeks of training to jump out of a perfectly good airplane then you will go to RASP which is where you will go through an 8 week selection course. if you make it through selection only then will you make it to the regiment. you really sound like a stupid little fuckstain when open up your cum dumpster trying to sound like a subject matter expert on shit like this.

      11 years ago at 2:43 pm
      1. Marvin D. Porter

        I tried to keep it simple stupid. I was offering up the most high speed jobs that could be attained in a short period of time. The commitment to become a pilot, a SEAL, or SF is too long for Greeks who want to do something high speed in a short period of time.
        I’ve done Victory Drive and BLDG 4, lightning road, and Exits 4 and 6.

        11 years ago at 2:56 pm
      2. Sand_Hill_Alum

        Oh so now you’re trying to generalize Greeks as people who cant be committed long enough to go through the two years of SF training? Marcus Luttrell was a Delta Tau Delta before he enlisted and joined the SEALS. you can’t enlist and do a three year contract for SF or SEALs or whatever high speed job like that when the training alone before getting to your unit is 2 years. you don’t just join the big boy leagues to pad up your resume and get out as fast as possible.

        11 years ago at 3:18 pm
      3. Marvin D. Porter

        I think I’m tracking what you said, although you sound like you visited the Class VI store.
        Of course most Greeks coyly endure the training, the founder of Delta was a Sigma Chi.
        What I was presenting were the best jobs one could do if their plan was to return to their civilian career in as little time as possible. In my original comment I mentioned Boulevard returning to Grandex.

        11 years ago at 3:34 pm
  8. Daddys Home

    Ukraine is the Mexico of Europe. They are a shit stain on the western world and have a worse government than Russia. If Russia wants to run that dump we should let them.

    11 years ago at 12:40 pm
  9. stonewalllee

    At some point these shitty countries are going to have to start fighting their own battles. It’s not our job to defend every pussy country that asks for help, and the sovereignty of Ukraine sure as hell isn’t worth the lives of American troops.

    11 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. Whiskey_Ginger

      It is when Russia uses it as a staging point for destabilization of allies we depend on in Europe and specifically NATO.

      11 years ago at 5:12 pm
  11. WrldClassDadBod

    Whipping out your foot and a half dick at the party only after the footlong dick guy thinks he’s running shit. TFM.

    11 years ago at 1:52 pm