Bronchitis is weak. after my hell week i had swine flu and pneumonia. and we wouldn’t be caught dead communicating with anyone other than an active or pledge brother during hell week…
Yeah, well I had both the black plague and leprosy all of hell week, and when one pledge brother was caught communicating with his mom, they shot him in front of all of us.
Being from Texas the only school I recognize from Alabama is the University of Alabama. Anyhow, I’m sure any pledge that has the name Seth from there is probably getting fucking laced into right now. because of this. Good shit.
telling your brother that he has to fuck a goat is the frattiest thing I’ve heard all week…
14 years ago at 11:49 amyou let your fucking pledges have cell phones during hell week?
14 years ago at 11:52 am^this. you literally have the worst pledge class ever
14 years ago at 12:11 pmCame on here just to say that. Glad someone already took the initiative.
14 years ago at 12:39 pmAnd I bet he was allowed to wear clothes while running in that rain, too. What bottom-tier GDIs.
14 years ago at 2:48 pmI didn’t control their hell week, my brother is pledging for a different chapter. Our pledges don’t have cell phones.
14 years ago at 2:53 pmExcept then you can’t call them to drive you. So really thats just retarded.
14 years ago at 11:51 amWe don’t let any of our pledges use any technology invented after 1869 for hell week.
14 years ago at 12:23 amSo help you fucking christ you better do it…
14 years ago at 11:54 am^this, made me laugh out loud in the silent library
14 years ago at 4:34 pm^ as opposed to the loud and obnoxious one?
14 years ago at 10:33 pmBronchitis is weak. after my hell week i had swine flu and pneumonia. and we wouldn’t be caught dead communicating with anyone other than an active or pledge brother during hell week…
14 years ago at 11:56 amLook at this badass
14 years ago at 11:59 amYeah, well I had both the black plague and leprosy all of hell week, and when one pledge brother was caught communicating with his mom, they shot him in front of all of us.
14 years ago at 12:41 pmWell I got polio and when I got caught looking at my phone to see what time it was I got waterboarded for an hour.
14 years ago at 12:50 pmIs that so? They made us go to a labor camp for a month, where more than half of us got ebola and smallpox. Simultaneously.
14 years ago at 12:53 pmThey told me i play ball like girl.
14 years ago at 1:00 pma girl.*
14 years ago at 1:00 pmI served hell week in 1942, Auschwitz. Time machines faf
14 years ago at 1:21 pmI was sent to Guantanamo Bay for mine….”Merica
14 years ago at 1:24 pmDon’t worry, after he boinks the goat, he’ll have goat flu too.
14 years ago at 1:53 pmHell week gave me cancer.
14 years ago at 2:05 pm^ hell week gave me cancer, AIDS, azheimer’s, and PTSD. All of which I recovered from and no longer have.
14 years ago at 2:21 pmI just got a mild sinus infection….
14 years ago at 2:54 pmWe had to cross over the Mason-Dixon Line. It was a very unpleasurable experience.
14 years ago at 3:25 pm^THIS!!!
14 years ago at 4:16 pmWe did hell week on the moon. What, you bitches couldn’t afford a lift on the Space Shuttle? Fucking 99%ers……
14 years ago at 4:54 pm^winner
14 years ago at 5:59 pmFunniest string of comments that I’ve seen on this site in quite some time.
14 years ago at 9:59 pmI like turtles.
14 years ago at 10:01 pminhocFAF you fucking suck…please do the white cross honor and enter the chapter eternal.
14 years ago at 9:25 pmIf the hardest thing you had to do was not talk to people other than actives and pledge brothers, your hell week was a fucking joke.
14 years ago at 12:25 amThey locked us in a room with sandusky and told him we were 13…
14 years ago at 3:30 amRefusing to do things. TLM.
14 years ago at 12:07 pmRefusing to do things. Total Ex-Pledge Move.
14 years ago at 10:29 pmI wasn’t aware that bronchitis came from running in cold rain.
14 years ago at 12:56 pm^
14 years ago at 1:15 pmWeakness must run in the family.
14 years ago at 1:02 pmTelling the pledges that they have to fuck a goat is better than telling them they have a test for Nationals.
14 years ago at 1:41 pmWe know who cheated on it.
14 years ago at 6:59 pmRule #1: Never talk about pledging.
You’re so fucked.
14 years ago at 1:59 pmBeing from Texas the only school I recognize from Alabama is the University of Alabama. Anyhow, I’m sure any pledge that has the name Seth from there is probably getting fucking laced into right now. because of this. Good shit.
14 years ago at 2:26 pmBefore you nerds correct me I accidentally added a period after now.
14 years ago at 2:27 pmYou shouldn’t have a period after ‘now’. Just saying.
14 years ago at 2:50 pmYou forgot to capitalize the “B” in because.
14 years ago at 3:27 pmThere should be a comma after “Being from Texas”.
14 years ago at 4:37 pmYour last sentence doesn’t have a predicate.
14 years ago at 7:17 pm^this
14 years ago at 2:11 pm