Replying to a female officer with, "No, you spread 'em!" TFM.

  1. Danny Devitbro

    *Insert dialogue from Billy Madison about being skeptical that this actually happened

    14 years ago at 12:59 pm
    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      I’m here, just had a boy hanging off of my dick like a fucking Christmas tree ornament.

      14 years ago at 10:44 am
  2. Fratrick Swayze 1856

    Not sure why but this reminded me of the rodney king video. Good flick if you haven’t seen it.

    14 years ago at 2:19 pm
  3. ImNateHlggers

    …And then she kicked you directly in the balls and you cried like a bitch.

    14 years ago at 3:47 pm