UCF Gym Takes A Stand Against Greeks, Bans “String” Tank Tops And Aggressive Cut Off Tees

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Huge news out of my alma mater, and no, I’m not referring to O’Leary being named interim Athletic Director (God, help us). A significant portion of Greek Row is visibly shaken after the UCF Recreation and Wellness Center made a controversial call and officially banned string tank tops and cut off tees they deem inappropriate from its premises.

From Knight News:

According to the UCF RWC website, “Shirts must be worn at all times. Shirts or tops must fully cover the back, front and sides of the torso. Shirts that are manufactured or altered to expose abdominal area or ribcage are not considered appropriate.”

No longer can you take scissors to your already aggressive, pun-laden frat tank, cut it to be noodle thin, show the full on man nip and rib combo, and expect to be let in the doors to get your pump on. No word on the motivation behind the change to policy, but anyone with a brain knows this was clearly driven by those with an anti-Greek agenda.

97 percent of all UCF Greeks’ wardrobes consist of nothing but cut off rush shirt or tank tops that have been altered to show a tastefully inappropriate amount of skin. Now, in the midst of the dog days of the brutal Florida summer heat, they implement this new, dare I say, Nazi-esque regulation. Without question, it is a direct attack towards fraternities and sororities campus-wide. You might as well straight up say it, UCF gym. You’re banning Greeks altogether.

Asking a UCF Greek to not wear an obnoxious cut off to the gym is like asking the wind not to blow, or the sun not to shine. A tiger just can’t change its stripes.

[via Knight News]

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  1. DiscoDusty_1855

    Dan Ruh-jister, they were tired of seeing your floppy man tits every homecoming weekend when you went for a morning lift reliving your glory days.

    10 years ago at 11:16 am
  2. Hough G Rection

    No respect for you after Dorno’s article, Dan. Redemption can be made by bringing back the forums

    10 years ago at 11:18 am
    1. Dan Regester

      That vine was already in my Pig Dinner article. It was meant for a cheap laugh, and Dorn used it in an unintentional light.

      10 years ago at 11:31 am
      1. Tuco_1855

        Dorn just needed to find a way to fit his “350 yard drive” vine into another article without making the article directly about him. But we all knew what he was doing. It’s pretty sad, really.

        10 years ago at 12:30 pm
  3. Mr Fratstein

    Same thing at Cal Poly. I asked them and they told me it has to do with ObamaCare

    10 years ago at 11:19 am
  4. FratensteinsMonster

    Greeks go to the gym? But I thought it was frat to be out of shape and fat??

    10 years ago at 11:24 am
    1. DexterMorgan

      There’s a difference between being in shape and going to the gym in what is essentially a G-String for your upper body.

      10 years ago at 11:39 am
      1. FratensteinsMonster

        True, but I was mainly just surprised to hear TFM mention that Greeks go to the gym. The past 50 wall posts have been about how fucking awesome it is to be fat.

        10 years ago at 1:32 pm
      2. DexterMorgan

        I see your point. They send mix signals with the Bilzerian/Gronk/Bro Science obsessions.

        10 years ago at 7:51 pm
  5. RedPill

    So wear it anyway. Who is going to stop you Ruhjester? You work for a Fortune 5000 company with pull across every college campus.

    10 years ago at 11:30 am
  6. JosephBluePulaski

    If you’re a man and wear tank tops that show your nipples I fucking hate you. Especially you Dan, you pudgy fuck.

    10 years ago at 11:30 am