UCLA Celebrates Victory Over USC with Cheesiest Tee Shirt Imaginable
This tee shirt is now available at the Official Online Store of the UCLA Bruins, following the thrilling victory over crosstown rival USC.
PSA: Do not ever make a tee shirt with a winning score and date on it. Just don’t. Doing so is a declaration of inferiority. The only exception is a national title game victory. Even then, I’d still recommend avoiding it. And yeah I know, UCLA is hardly the only school guilty of this, but it gets worse.
What’s up with the fireworks? That’s the cheesiest shit I’ve ever seen. Is that how you guys at UCLA always “celebrate good times”? After graduation, do you hop in the car with your boys and say stuff like, “Hey bro, you mind hittin’ up the fireworks stand? I need to reload on bottle rockets and sparklers.” And when your bud finally knocks boots with that girl he’s been working on all semester, do you take him out for beers and a Roman candle battle at dusk?
Act like you’ve been there and leave the Black Cats at home, guys.
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12 years ago at 3:59 pmI don’t careeeee
12 years ago at 4:04 pmThe next UCLA shirt says “We won this one game this one time by not that much.”
12 years ago at 4:07 pm^
12 years ago at 4:26 pm“We can’t act like we’ve been there before because we really haven’t.”
12 years ago at 10:33 amWho gives a fuck. Its a fucking shirt.
12 years ago at 4:08 pmyou’re back! we all missed you!
12 years ago at 2:05 pm^Speak fo yourself, guy.
12 years ago at 6:27 pmCan it Nagger ^
12 years ago at 4:29 pmIf this is seriously news, I propose a weekly “Roger_Dorn Talks Fashion” column.
“Uh, that shirt is *totally* too cheesy bro. Lets find you something a little more Autumny”
12 years ago at 4:23 pmkeep going…
12 years ago at 4:24 pmBesides, there’s WAYYY too much blue on that shirt. You need more accent colors. That blue isn’t a very nice color anyway. I mean, what could you POSSIBLY wear with that?
12 years ago at 6:22 pmI HATE UCLA.
12 years ago at 4:25 pmGood to know
12 years ago at 8:42 pmSeems hypocritical since Rowdy Gentlemen made a shirt that said the score and the date of Bama championship.
12 years ago at 5:27 pm“The only exception is a national title game victory”. You doesn’t read good.
12 years ago at 5:36 pm^^ We are gonna have sex in your car.. It will happen again!
12 years ago at 6:16 pmIt also say “even then, I wouldn’t recommend it”
12 years ago at 7:32 pm^, ^^^ Do either of you fucks know how to form a sentence?
12 years ago at 9:59 pmTo ^, ^^^^ was a joke. Lace ’em.
12 years ago at 10:08 pmThey wouldn’t recommend it because those shirts didn’t sell…
12 years ago at 12:17 pm^Nice.
12 years ago at 1:43 amThe greatest accomplishment in the history of the UCLA football program: winning a regular season game against a mediocre and ridiculously overhyped Trojans team.
12 years ago at 6:30 pmNew shirt design for UCLA and also everyone else in America – FUCK YOU LANE KIFFIN AND FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA.
12 years ago at 11:30 pmWhat does this have to do with being Greek?
12 years ago at 12:40 amIn the words of Jay Cutler “DONTTTT CAREEEE”
12 years ago at 12:43 amIs that who said that?
12 years ago at 8:18 amPretty sure that’s a Caleb Hanie quote, bro.
12 years ago at 10:43 am