UConn Sorority Forces Guys To Eat Dog Treats And Take Body Shots Off Each Other, Oh Hell No
Girls hazing guys–look, I get it. It’s fun for both parties. It’s typically in good nature, and when you’re a 19-year-old guy who only cares about drinking and getting laid, you’re of the mindset to let a girl do basically whatever she wants, as long as it increases your chances of seeing her naked. “Want to kick me in the shin? Okay, sure, but can I at least see a tit?” It’s only fair.
The article from the Huffington Post mentions that the hazees were members of a fraternity, so we’ll assume they’re pledges. Still, though, a pledge getting hazed by a sorority girl is a pledge that much closer to the promised land.
We’re short on context here, so we don’t know the reason for the rigorous hazing session, but the Delta Zetas of the University of Connecticut put a few guys through some messed up stuff recently at a local apartment building. It got weird.
University of Connecticut officials have suspended a sorority as they investigate allegations that its members forced men to drink booze, eat dog treats, paint their bodies, wear women’s underwear and take alcohol shots off each other’s bodies.
Make me drink booze? Sure, I love booze. Make me eat dog treats? Kind of messed up, but I feed them to my dog, so I know they’re harmless. Okay, fine. Make me paint my body? Now we’re getting a little weird. I’m diggin’ it. Make me wear women’s underwear? You girls are sick. I’ll wear them, but this better go somewhere fast.
Make me take body shots off of my boys? Oh hell no.
The sorority has been suspended while the incident is being investigated.
[via Huffington Post]
Dorn originally wrote
11 years ago at 11:18 am“Make me take body shots off of my boys? Oh hell no.
Make me take body shots off of little boys? Oh hell yes.”
11 years ago at 11:19 am
I’m sure Dorn came up with the body shot idea.
11 years ago at 11:21 amI wasn’t there, surprisingly.
11 years ago at 11:24 amDorn uses hybrid irons with graphite shafts.
11 years ago at 11:24 amDon’t forget about his offset driver.
11 years ago at 2:41 pmHey slut! According to data they are 5/9 and “need to class it up” with 3.4/5 stars!
11 years ago at 4:04 pmHey dipshit! You “need to shut the fuck up”!
11 years ago at 5:12 pm… according to data of course
11 years ago at 5:14 pmBest comment ever
11 years ago at 11:44 amHopefully they were milkbone treats. Cant be skimping on that stuff
11 years ago at 11:24 amBut did they see tits?
11 years ago at 11:31 amThey don’t call them easy DZ for a reason, at least not where I come from.
11 years ago at 1:12 pmYou mean they don’t call them that for nothing?
11 years ago at 1:53 pm11 years ago at 11:33 am
These girls must’ve been worthy of some serious butt-pee to get guys to do that shit. We need pics for an accurate judgement of the situation
11 years ago at 11:34 amThe problem isn’t that these pussies were hazed…they were fucking whipped enough to get hazed.
11 years ago at 11:37 amFuck that…I’m out!
11 years ago at 11:43 am