So apparently 49/50 states are in a long, drawn out, dick measuring contest over whose area is better. Won't matter for long though, soon enough we'll break off from the coast, send all the liberals to Oregon, and change our name from "California" to "Frat Island." TFM.

  1. Frat Texas

    Please tell me this is a joke. If not, then get the fuck out of america already. California will be the best thing to happen to America since we hazed the shit out of Japan with our atomic bombs.

    14 years ago at 8:32 pm
    1. FratGrenade

      you dont understand, we’ll still be part of the US we’ll just be an island that people wish they could afford to live on.

      14 years ago at 8:36 pm
    2. Fratter than Fuck

      How gay do you sound right now, trying to defend an impossible scenario like it might happen. The only people in the US who have the balls to secede were and are those of the Great Southern States. Do us all a favor swan dive off the Golden Gate.

      14 years ago at 9:42 am
    1. FratGrenade

      its a military play on words

      but i give credit where credit is due and i’ll admit that was pretty funny.

      14 years ago at 8:41 pm
  2. Hook Em

    I hope it just sinks. I don’t want queers and liberals in my country even if they are way up north.

    14 years ago at 8:42 pm
  3. CaddyFrat

    FratGrenade, you embarrass me as a Californian. First, you have responded to every single attack on here, which clearly indicates you have way too much fucking time on your hands, and you’ll probably respond to this one. Second, “Frat Island”? How old are you? Third, plenty of Californians know how to frat, but you can’t ignore the the South. Don’t be a dipshit and insult the region of the country that gave us fraternities. Fourth, returning to your maturity level: do the rest of the legitimate Californians a favor and please never post on here again.

    14 years ago at 8:47 pm
    1. FratGrenade

      first, i doubt youre a californian. second, what is the difference between responding to posts and posting in the first place? they both require an equal amount of time and effort. third, several of the more renowned fraternities originated in the south, but the concept of fraternities started in new york. fourth, if you truly are from california and you think the south is so amazing then move there and live with all the rednecks like i did before i realized that they were delusional, and i would soon be a delusional, socially backwards, ignorant, bitter moron like them if i had spent any more time there. it’s sad that youre feeble minded enough to buy into the delusion southerners constantly spread on this site. theres only 2 reasonable possibilities, youre either a californian that has never spent a lot of time in the south, or a southerner posing as a californian.

      14 years ago at 9:06 pm
    2. realtexasfrat

      “delusional, socially backwards, bitter, moron”? Sounds like your either a conservative who isn’t very informed, or a liberal posing as a conservative. Or maybe your just a typical Californian.

      14 years ago at 9:47 pm
    3. west is best

      All your idols and fratstars you brag about found their way to California and live here now. You know why woman, weather, and wealth that’s what California is about. Until recently if California was an independent country it would have been the 8th most powerful country in THE WORLD. Second we are the most powerful state so suck on our nuts. Third, its a tragedy that California republicans votes don’t matter but there’s nothing we can do is hope Palin isn’t our candidate

      14 years ago at 10:27 pm
    4. BamaBelle2010

      Born in California. Moved as soon as I could to the South. Unfortunately I have to return to California every year to visit my relatives that are either cholos, hippies, or queers. I can’t tell you a better feeling than when I return to the beautiful state Alabama.

      14 years ago at 1:22 am
    5. Chevy Silverabro

      No southerner in his right mind would ever pretend to be from California, even to prove how wrong you are FratGrenade.

      14 years ago at 12:41 pm
  4. Texas Fratstar IV

    FratGrenade youre an idoit, california is on a transform boundary therefor you will slide into mexico, gdi.

    14 years ago at 8:53 pm
    1. FratGrenade

      obviously not a word of this post is ever going to happen in our lifetimes. it’s a pretty clear play on the loosely formed but widely talked about scientific hypothesis that california may one day break off from the coast and be an island. like how southerners say “the south will rise again” even though everyone knows that will never happen.

      14 years ago at 9:10 pm