So apparently 49/50 states are in a long, drawn out, dick measuring contest over whose area is better. Won't matter for long though, soon enough we'll break off from the coast, send all the liberals to Oregon, and change our name from "California" to "Frat Island." TFM.

    1. UA Wildfrats

      Yeh because they got the fuck out of that geed infested place and moved to one of the most conservative states you can live in outside of the south.

      14 years ago at 4:59 pm
    1. Fratdick Rick

      youre just pissed youre not from southern california where the women are hotter and the weather is always better

      14 years ago at 1:40 pm
    2. FratGrenade

      that’s not only unpatriotic, but simply ignorant and delusional. do you have any idea where america would be without california?

      14 years ago at 2:27 pm
    3. General Fratton

      yeah i would love for California to just detach from the US and float over to japan. Stinking hippies and illegals are all that make up that state

      14 years ago at 4:02 pm
  1. Arrogant Bastard

    If you got rid of all the liberals in California there would be no one there. California = NF

    14 years ago at 12:20 pm
  2. west is best

    All your idols and fratstars you brag about found their way to California and live here now. You know why woman, weather, and wealth that’s what California is about. Until recently if California was an independent country it would have been the 8th most powerful country in THE WORLD. Second we are the most powerful state so suck on our nuts. Third, its a tragedy that California republicans votes don’t matter but there’s nothing we can do besides pray Palin isn’t our candidate. Please Southerners respond to this I am begging you to challenge the fact California minus (your ever so witty hippy comments) is not the best and most powerful state in the union. I will have a rebuttal for anything you slighted southerners have to offer.

    14 years ago at 4:08 pm
    1. T Bro Pickens

      I completely agree. I would have gone to school in California if I had a one inch dick too. Small dicks. NF

      14 years ago at 5:08 pm
    2. Frattiesburg

      biggest debt, most liberals….wish a huge earthquake upon your state. Get the fuck out of here, hipster.

      14 years ago at 5:35 pm
    3. Gods Country

      So how exactly did you determine that California would be the 8th most powerful country in the world? What are you basing this on?

      14 years ago at 6:32 pm
  3. puap

    excuse me sir… you seem to enjoy responding to peoples comments so i would like to ask a few questions. I have actually met people who go to UCSB and witnessed what their fraternity scene looks like…will you please elaborate on what makes it fratty? You may respond with “i have money, im republican, i have sperrys on…” but do you understand why we simply have a hard time believing you are a preppy/fratty individual? We all know there may be exceptions to rules but we also all know what a UCSB party looks like and we all know what a kid from Newport looks like…now if you have the time on your hands…please let me know why you consider yourself to be a fratty individual… I dont want to hear about how much you drink or what you wear…or all the great things you’ve learned about being “fratty” from this site. Real preppy kids and real fratstars didnt have to be taught and grew up acting, thinking and holding themselves in a certain manner and when this site came around, we thought it was funny b/c it was simply a description of the stereotypes that have been thrown at us our whole life. Go ahead and tell me about the jet you own and your dads property and whatnot but if you think thats what this is all about…youre wrong…and yes im willing to concede that california has a lot of wealth and there are hot-beds where you might find a few people who fit the image that this site describes…but i just cant understand how you can come on this site and think that you fit the image that it presents….you are some kid in a fraternity at UCSB and that may be a lot of fun….but as far as i can tell the kids in those fraternities simply dont realize that this site is not for them and the jokes on here arent meant for you ….all i ask…. is tell me why we should consider you part of what we consider “fratty”….i am simply curious to see if you understand

    14 years ago at 6:02 pm
    1. FratGrenade

      im not gonna answer this ridiculous question because its inordinate lengthiness and bizarre conditions back me into a corner and make it impossible to answer. you dont have to browse this site for more than a minute to discover that, even amongst you “real fratstars” from the amazingly frattastic south, there is an absurd amount of contradiction and debate over what is “fratty” to the point where the south as a whole doesnt have much credibility and shouldnt really be considered the quintessential example of “frattiness”. furthermore, even if you southerners did have a solid, consistent criteria for “frattiness”, what in gods name has led you to believe that i agree with that criteria and thus even feel the want or need to gain your southern approval of my “frattiness”? nontheless, i will answer your question if you simplify it and give me YOUR criteria of “frattiness” and i will tell you what standards i meet of yours and how they compare to mine. does that sound fair enough puap?

      14 years ago at 7:01 pm