Keeping your headphones in but turning the volume off when Call Me Maybe comes on through the gym speakers. TFM.

  1. 5 To 5

    Everyone in this room is now gayer just for having read that. I award you no points and may god have mercy on you’re soul.

    12 years ago at 9:07 pm
    1. Tuco1855

      Valiant effort, but typos are NF. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

      12 years ago at 1:35 am
  2. Rebel Ride

    Someone has to pay for this fucking embarrassment. California needs to literally fuck off

    12 years ago at 9:13 pm
  3. Southern Frat 69

    I am thoroughly confused. How in the fuck is this post related to anything that has to do with being in a fraternity?

    12 years ago at 9:18 pm
    1. itsDallin

      I just picture a metal head with long, greasy hair, wearing a black wife beater, banging Metallica until he hears Call Me Maybe come on. Geed.

      12 years ago at 10:50 pm
    1. Today I Fratted

      Good, because I’d rather fuck my sister on her period than have to read another shitty TFM from California.

      12 years ago at 10:17 pm
    2. itsDallin

      Your name is trash. Alabama is the inbred state, not the whole dang south. I would rather be inbred than be a pot-smoking GDI liberal hippie Californian.

      12 years ago at 10:51 pm
    3. ImTTweakedTC

      Only the Californians after it’s reduced to shit rubble after the US military ejaculates on it with a fiery hellstorm of Patriotic death.

      12 years ago at 10:29 pm