UF Babe Allegedly Offers Oral To 3 Cops After Being Arrested For DUI And Possession Of Coke And Pot
Early Monday morning at around 2:45, 24-year-old University of Florida student Arielle Engert was swerving on the road when she was pulled over by police. After she failed a few sobriety tests and recorded a smooth .16 on the breathalyzer, she was arrested. In addition to driving drunk, the officers discovered some marijuana in her purse and a bag of cocaine stuffed down her bra.
Ho-hum, end of story there, right? Just your typical story of a college kid arrested for drugs and driving drunk. Well, if you read the headline, you know that Arielle wasn’t going down without a fight, or a blow job offer. She was of course charged with bribery in addition to the other charges.
From The Smoking Gun:
After being transported to the county jail, Engert allegedly told Deputy Brian Sudbrink that she would perform fellatio and “other sex acts” if he would not charge her for the two misdemeanors.
The discovery of the cocaine allegedly prompted Engert to offer deputies Obed Munoz and Eric Biddle the identical sexual services that were proffered to Sudbrink. The illicit offers to the law enforcement personnel led to the filing of three separate bribery counts against Engert.
She also happens to be a total babe.
See, this is what I don’t like about girls. When they get pulled over, or in trouble, they just show a little titty or offer a free blow job to try to get off. When I’m fucked by the long dick of the law, or anything else really, I can’t just offer up my body. Its street value is zero.
The law won this time, however, and didn’t cave to Engert’s bribes. Nice try, Arielle..
[via The Smoking Gun]
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24 year old still in school at UF…. I’d smoke her if we were watching jeopardy together on my couch.
9 years ago at 10:47 am10/10 straight guts would’ve taken the oral
9 years ago at 10:49 amWith a name like Arielle she is bound for a life filled with cocaine and poor decisions.
9 years ago at 11:09 amGlad I’m not the only one who thought this
9 years ago at 11:53 amThere’s a button for that champ
9 years ago at 10:50 pmThe classic “4-way to forget the coke” trick
9 years ago at 11:12 amThis girl–while hot–is not the best negotiator. You don’t offer the sexual favors to get rid of the misdemeanors; you offer the sexual favors to get rid of the felonies. She limited herself to shit deal right off the bat!
9 years ago at 11:44 amHow many felonies have you “talked” your way out of?
9 years ago at 1:35 pmThis guy gives good head
9 years ago at 2:50 amThey will immediately regret this decision next time they get the ol’, “Not tonight, I’m too tired” stone-hand from their wives.
9 years ago at 12:14 pmFinally…a feel good cop story.
9 years ago at 12:17 pmAnybody else think she’s a future porn star?
9 years ago at 12:26 pmShit, I would have dropped the charges for a tug job.
9 years ago at 1:33 pmWell that blows
9 years ago at 1:41 pm