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UF Kicker Eddy Piñeiro Just Nailed The Easiest 81-Yard Field Goal You’ll Ever See

Not sure how those millionaire NFL pros are missing 1-yard chip shots when Eddy Piñeiro, who is barely old enough to buy a sixer of hard cider, is sinking 81-yarders in full pads (minus helmet) like he’s playing kick the can while out on a leisurely Sunday stroll.

Dude didn’t even take an extended run-up. Three-step drops somehow equal 81-yard dingers now? It didn’t even look like he put that much effort into it. If you’d kept your eyes on Piñeiro the whole time instead of on the blur that is the obliterated pigskin, you might’ve thought he was just popping up a PAT. Quick, someone tell Phil Dawson it’s finally time for him to get his bald ass out of the damn league after 48 years of going wide right from 66 feet out. The new generation is here, old man, and they’ve got superhuman, Monstars-esque strength.

The true crime of this whole ordeal, however, is how Eddy just comes in here and steals my thunder.

Not cool, dude.

[via Twitter/@eddypineiro1]

Image via Twitter/@eddypineiro1

      1. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

        Time to give away some man outfitters crap when you secure a new sponsor with this page view proof

        9 years ago at 5:04 pm
    1. CanadianB4C0N

      Kid’s a fucking beaut. The bar was “suck less than Harden” and he’s out here hitting from 50 regularly.

      9 years ago at 6:27 pm
    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      “Tartar sauce is for coke, you need orange juice and cat shit for weed”

      9 years ago at 5:46 pm
      1. Rutherfrat

        “I used to masterbate exclusively with motor oil, Yeah. I was that guy.”

        9 years ago at 7:19 pm
  1. Butanefratoil

    Bigada Bing bigada boom I just landed my 89 yard along in botd’s butt vagina

    9 years ago at 7:20 pm
  2. pantyw3dge

    Look at how hard that wind is blowing…put him in a covered stadium and let’s see him do that again.

    9 years ago at 11:28 am