See this is why I usually read Old Row and not TFM. Y’all are a bunch of wanna be fratstars who would rather stay in today with fucking obama as president then go to prime raging time with Reagan. Y’all are fucking jack ass’s who are old row rejects. BTW clearly the guys joking who the fuck would build that anyone who would take this serious is dumber than this site. Fuck you yankee fucks hate you all.
We’ve had our little differences, jphaze. But I do agree with you. I think its a gay tfm but its definitely a joke and its being taken way to seriously.
Grow the fuck you up. Are you 5 or do you have such an up tight personality then when you shove coal in your ass it turns to diamonds. You pussy it’s A FUCKING JOKE LAUGH. You are fucking stupid. It’s not attempt to get nice moves, it’s just called a joke. Now please bend over im taking the coal out of your ass taking the diamond hitting you in the head and then selling it as a blood diamond. I hate you, and fuck you.
YEAHHH BROOO 80’s are so rad! I wasn’t even alive at the time but FRATTTTTT!!!!! REAGAN IS THE MAN!!! lets get election shirts!! We dont even know what his campaign or what he did in office was but he is SUPPERR FRATT!!!!!
Y’all new row faggot try hards to get hazed more, I bet 91% of you fucks were losers in high school, read fratting hard and had your mom buy you a new wardrobe at the outlets and tossed your douche clothes.
Sorry sweetheart but I doubt we have… Oh and Sigmasweetheart, if you are the sigma chi sweet heart which I’m guessing you are by your name. I am sorry to hear that because they fucking suck. Raise your standards and leave EX, unless your in the dog pound.
Worlds Biggest Asshole
PS if TFM doesn’t post my column take a guess what I am declaring.
I don’t know who EX is, but if you’re talking about my fraternity then you’re completely wrong about us sucking. Just because you’re in a bottom-tier fraternity doesn’t mean you have to be jealous and talk shit about us.
JPhaze, unfortunately, is a KA brother. Clearly, he’s disregarding the values we are to uphold. He would never reveal his true identity because if he did, my entire chapter would go to ole miss and beat him over the head with a paddle until he turns his badge in and goes back to his already useless life. Try to grow up and be a true fucking gentlemen. Being the biggest asshole isn’t what we’re about. But let me know if you ever make your way to Miss State so I can teach you a thing or two. And don’t call out other people here for being “wanna be fratstars” I bet after one look at you I would laugh and say “should’ve gone sig”
I’m having a Delorean built, who wants to come with me back to rage in 80s? TFM.
There ya go, same joke (still not funny, you can’t polish a turd) but it takes out the part we hated. I actually enjoy this sight and don’t want to see every post become some form of “Hit nice move if you like drinking beer and slaying sorostitutes. TFM”
And you are a wordsmith who’s masterfully crafted insults supply all the punch and vocabulary I would expect from a kindergartner. You have successfully put me in my place you servant to the pen. I hope that only your eyes gaze upon this sound defeat you have given me. May you proudly wear your moniker of “Worlds Biggest Asshole” that I’m sure took simultaneous penetration from many of your brothers for you to have earned. Goodbye my friend, if only I had the impeccable charisma you contain I could have been able to successfully explain that the problem was not the joke, but the pathetic begging at the end.
I actually never corrected your grammar. You can count this as a win for yourself, you obviously need one. I’m out, enjoy winning arguments on the internet.
Does everything have to be so fucking serious on this site? If you step back and just think about this post as funny, it is. Not everything has to be so literal and true to be funny. Obviously this is satirical, so take it as such and laugh. Jeez.
Motion to ban all “Hit nice move” related posts
15 years ago at 4:47 pmmotion seconded
15 years ago at 4:49 pmwell you see, the thing is, jokes are usually funny
15 years ago at 4:58 pmIts a joke. Everyone Chill.
15 years ago at 4:50 pmIts a stupid one.
15 years ago at 5:03 pmDelorean FaF.
15 years ago at 5:25 pmSee this is why I usually read Old Row and not TFM. Y’all are a bunch of wanna be fratstars who would rather stay in today with fucking obama as president then go to prime raging time with Reagan. Y’all are fucking jack ass’s who are old row rejects. BTW clearly the guys joking who the fuck would build that anyone who would take this serious is dumber than this site. Fuck you yankee fucks hate you all.
15 years ago at 6:37 pmOh and don’t comment how I should get off the site… Just reading these comments pissed me off. Sincerely,
The biggest asshole in the world
15 years ago at 6:38 pmWe’ve had our little differences, jphaze. But I do agree with you. I think its a gay tfm but its definitely a joke and its being taken way to seriously.
15 years ago at 6:40 pmCalm down.
15 years ago at 6:42 pmI think its funny not gay… Don’t take my side.
Worlds biggest asshole.
15 years ago at 7:22 pmhahaha I like the signature
15 years ago at 7:31 pmIt’s not about the joke it’s about how it’s a pathetic attempt to get “nice moves” and posted.
15 years ago at 7:33 pmGrow the fuck you up. Are you 5 or do you have such an up tight personality then when you shove coal in your ass it turns to diamonds. You pussy it’s A FUCKING JOKE LAUGH. You are fucking stupid. It’s not attempt to get nice moves, it’s just called a joke. Now please bend over im taking the coal out of your ass taking the diamond hitting you in the head and then selling it as a blood diamond. I hate you, and fuck you.
Worlds biggest asshole.
15 years ago at 7:38 pmJPHaze, thank you. I’m going to laugh all the way back to the kitchen.
15 years ago at 7:55 pmJPHaze, I believe we’ve met.
15 years ago at 8:45 pmYEAHHH BROOO 80’s are so rad! I wasn’t even alive at the time but FRATTTTTT!!!!! REAGAN IS THE MAN!!! lets get election shirts!! We dont even know what his campaign or what he did in office was but he is SUPPERR FRATT!!!!!
Y’all new row faggot try hards to get hazed more, I bet 91% of you fucks were losers in high school, read fratting hard and had your mom buy you a new wardrobe at the outlets and tossed your douche clothes.
Drink Bleach.
15 years ago at 10:14 pmSorry sweetheart but I doubt we have… Oh and Sigmasweetheart, if you are the sigma chi sweet heart which I’m guessing you are by your name. I am sorry to hear that because they fucking suck. Raise your standards and leave EX, unless your in the dog pound.
Worlds Biggest Asshole
PS if TFM doesn’t post my column take a guess what I am declaring.
15 years ago at 11:22 pmThat you are coming out of the closet?
15 years ago at 1:50 amCalling it now:
JPHaze and HazeW are the same person.
15 years ago at 7:45 amI don’t know who EX is, but if you’re talking about my fraternity then you’re completely wrong about us sucking. Just because you’re in a bottom-tier fraternity doesn’t mean you have to be jealous and talk shit about us.
15 years ago at 12:25 pmJPhaze, unfortunately, is a KA brother. Clearly, he’s disregarding the values we are to uphold. He would never reveal his true identity because if he did, my entire chapter would go to ole miss and beat him over the head with a paddle until he turns his badge in and goes back to his already useless life. Try to grow up and be a true fucking gentlemen. Being the biggest asshole isn’t what we’re about. But let me know if you ever make your way to Miss State so I can teach you a thing or two. And don’t call out other people here for being “wanna be fratstars” I bet after one look at you I would laugh and say “should’ve gone sig”
15 years ago at 5:07 pmUsing a gimmick to get posted. NF.
15 years ago at 7:12 pmI’m having a Delorean built, who wants to come with me back to rage in 80s? TFM.
There ya go, same joke (still not funny, you can’t polish a turd) but it takes out the part we hated. I actually enjoy this sight and don’t want to see every post become some form of “Hit nice move if you like drinking beer and slaying sorostitutes. TFM”
15 years ago at 7:50 pmYou are a fucking turd you bottom tier shit stain.
Worlds biggest asshole.
15 years ago at 11:23 pmAnd you are a wordsmith who’s masterfully crafted insults supply all the punch and vocabulary I would expect from a kindergartner. You have successfully put me in my place you servant to the pen. I hope that only your eyes gaze upon this sound defeat you have given me. May you proudly wear your moniker of “Worlds Biggest Asshole” that I’m sure took simultaneous penetration from many of your brothers for you to have earned. Goodbye my friend, if only I had the impeccable charisma you contain I could have been able to successfully explain that the problem was not the joke, but the pathetic begging at the end.
Worlds Biggest Asshole’s inferior
15 years ago at 11:39 pmCool you wasted your time writing that, I literally read until you decided to be an english teacher and correct my grammer. You are fucking worthless.
WBA
15 years ago at 11:45 pmI actually never corrected your grammar. You can count this as a win for yourself, you obviously need one. I’m out, enjoy winning arguments on the internet.
15 years ago at 12:21 amHaha. Nicely played Modoc. JPhaze has taken this entirely too far. Commenting on every single post. Get a life geed
15 years ago at 6:23 amMatch goes to Modoc.
JailbaitPussyHaze, you suck.
15 years ago at 7:24 pmWe aren’t on Facebook.
15 years ago at 10:07 pmJPHaze defending his honor via internet. FaF.
15 years ago at 7:20 amJPHaze and HazeW are the same person.
Sincerely,
I have a normal-sized asshole.
15 years ago at 7:47 amNice move.
15 years ago at 12:05 pmLoose asshole. TFTC.
15 years ago at 7:31 pmDoes everything have to be so fucking serious on this site? If you step back and just think about this post as funny, it is. Not everything has to be so literal and true to be funny. Obviously this is satirical, so take it as such and laugh. Jeez.
15 years ago at 7:59 am