Not knowing the importance of Masters tickets because I've been going since I was 8. TFM.

  1. Teddy__Brosevelt

    So this may as well say:
    “My Dad is so fratty he gets Masters tickets every year.”

    Congrats chief, I’m sure more than a few people (including myself) have been to Augusta before.

    14 years ago at 9:14 pm
    1. Captain Douchebag

      Yeah, I’m sure they give free tickets to gardeners all the fucking time.

      14 years ago at 5:04 pm
    2. Total haze

      They give workers a choice to play the course once or get tickets to a practice round is what I hear.

      14 years ago at 8:13 pm
    3. Crownfitmebest

      If you are a gallery guard, family member of someone that works there year-round, or several other important positions at the tournament, then you get to play. I’m pretty sure the nursery crew is not included.

      14 years ago at 9:32 pm
    4. Majestic Bald Eagle

      So Augusta being known world wide for their amazing horticulture is not an important job?

      14 years ago at 10:40 pm
    5. Crownfitmebest

      Not important enough for the grounds crew to play the course. Do you think the trash guys in the yellow jump suits get to play too? No.

      14 years ago at 12:10 am
  2. ReaganIsFaF

    Not knowing the importance of life because I’ve been alive since I was born. TFM.

    14 years ago at 5:44 pm