UGA Professor Requests A Student Bring Him An Illegal “Happy, Horny, Get Skinny Drug” During Class
I think we all have that one professor who is a little bit off (maybe that’s an understatement). He leaves us all to wonder how in the world he actually functions with people outside of a classroom. A professor from Georgia seems to fit that description perfectly.
According to reports, UGA psychology professor Charles Lance recently discovered one of his female students was traveling to Mexico for spring break. I’m assuming Mexico must be a hotbed for the illegal trade of the prescription Bupropion, because he fervently requested, in front of his entire class, that she bring him back a bottle of the pills. After the class, Lance asked once again for her to get him the drug, going so far as to show her the pill bottle and telling her how to get it.
Lance even described that drug to her, calling it the “happy, horny, get skinny drug.”
Unfortunately for the nutty professor, the student went to University of Georgia administrators and reported the incident immediately. University police received a warrant to search the professor’s home, leading them to discover other prescription pills, which were not in their original bottles.
While the professor has not been booked into jail, he is on leave without pay pending the investigation. He is also being charged with three counts of possession of prescription drugs not in proper containers and one count of attempt to obtain dangerous drugs through fraudulent means.
If history is any precedent, I’d imagine that this might mark the end of the road for the professor. Requesting illegal drugs from students during class never seems to sit well with university administrators. It was worth a shot, I guess.
[via WSB-TV]
Image via Charles Lance
Getting fired. TFM
11 years ago at 2:09 pmNot at all
11 years ago at 2:34 pmNot understanding a TFM. TPM.
11 years ago at 2:45 pmYou gotta risk it for the biscuit, I guess.
11 years ago at 2:13 pmThat chick’s an asshole for that. Poor guy was just tryna get turnt.
11 years ago at 2:21 pmHow does one get “turnt” off of an anti-depressant? Anti-anxiety meds…. that’s a different story.
11 years ago at 2:44 pmGO DWAGS
11 years ago at 2:21 pmMy response right after he asked me….Of course, for a guaranteed A and to never have to come back to this shitty pointless class….
11 years ago at 4:12 pmguaranteed it was a geed that turned him in. Any self respecting Greek would of just not done it or demanded an A
11 years ago at 4:50 pmFrom what I recall this drug is used mainly for smoking cessation or in some cases, alcohol withdrawal. Did not know you could get a high from it, I’ve had an unfilled RX for it sitting around in case I decided to quit smoking but never needed it. I believe it is technically an anti-depressant, which are seldom “fun” drugs and certainly not the drug I was expecting when I read this misleading title. MDMA would have been my guess… Addicts come in all shapes and sizes and professions I guess!
11 years ago at 3:43 pmSo…did he get it?
11 years ago at 9:19 pm