UGA’s Pi Kappa Phi Created A Spring Break Contract For Members To Sign, Everyone’s Getting Naked

***** Per numerous emailers, the Kappa Deltas at UGA wrote this contract as a joke. *****

Apparently, the two chapters are going to Gulf Shores together, and the ladies are just having a little fun. And to that, I say nice work. Kappa Delta is the second hottest chapter in the United States, after all.

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The Pi Kappa Phi chapter at UGA is set to have one hell of a spring break. One of the listed rules, which all members must abide by, mentions not falling in love at “the shore,” so I’m thinking they are going to Gulf Shores, Ala. It’s about a six hour drive from Athens, and the chances that all of them stay clothed on this road trip are slim to none. You’ll see why after reading the terms of their 2014 spring break contract.

This trip, if none of these guys default on the below contract, could turn into a beachside nudist colony–just a bunch of dudes hanging out thigh-high in the surf with their meat out, throwing back Nattys like no one’s business.

Check it out, sent to me via an anonymous tipster:

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Sounds like a pretty good time, and props to this chapter for accepting two dudes taking casual naps together in their undies. What’s a spring break trip without it?

  1. UGA’s Pi Kappa Phi Creates Epic Spring Break Contract For Members

    […] been confirmed that it’s a total joke and not an actual binding contact. That’s what makes it so […]

    11 years ago at 5:45 pm
  2. Evan24

    14 is important. I got decked in the fucking nose for spilling on one of my own pledge brothers.

    11 years ago at 3:32 pm