UIC Student Gets Charged With Sexual Assault For Reenacting “50 Shades” Scene

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Mohammad Hossain, 19, was arrested Saturday and charged with aggravated sexual assault due to what police say was a reenactment of scenes from “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Once arrested and interviewed by University of Illinois at Chicago detectives, Hossain admitted to assaulting a woman and to “doing something wrong.” His bail was set at $500,000 and he could face anywhere from six to 30 years in prison if convicted of the felony.

The freshman UIC student allegedly brought a 19-year-old female student back to his dorm and said she consented to being tied by both hands and feet to his bed. He covered her eyes with a knit cap, stuffed a tie in her mouth, took off her bra and panties, and then began whipping her with a belt. Sounds hot, but apparently she was NOT cool with all this. (This is why Christian Grey always has his submissive sign a contract.) Reportedly, the two had previously been “intimate” together, but were not “dating.”

Listen, all you kinksters out there. We’ve all got our weird fetishes. Oftentimes those are merely fantasy, because when it comes time to get tied up and dominated, you realize you like the idea of it and not actually doing it. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, it goes both ways. This is likely why the “Fifty Shades” books are so popular. Yeah, you’ll read about this shit, but no fucking way you’ll actually let your boyfriend tie you up like that. You’re not a freak (at least that’s what you want your standards board to think, anyway). Although, I’d venture to say at least one girl in every pledge class has a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs that she may or may not have used. There’s probably one dude in every pledge class who wants hot wax poured on him and a candle stuck in his ass à la Jordan Belfort in “The Wolf of Wall Street” as well.

But dammit, guys, use a safe word for fuck’s sake.

[via Washington Post]

  1. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    What prompted the call to police? You left that important part out. Is this a case of assault or regret sex when her friends found out about it?

    11 years ago at 2:45 pm
    1. Herr_Fratzer

      This is why I have a nanny cam in my bedroom. Kept me out of court once already.

      11 years ago at 2:51 pm
    2. Kidd33

      Thhe police were called when his roommate heard a girl screaming for help. If that answers your question

      11 years ago at 5:39 pm
  2. GoliadSpecial

    That grey area between weird and fetish is the number of zeros on your paycheck

    11 years ago at 2:48 pm
    1. Puddles10

      Literally had this argument with a chick the other day. It ended when I asked her if she had ever had sex in a helicopter. Her response, “Oh, ok. I get it”.

      11 years ago at 3:32 pm
  3. Roger_Bacon

    Get ready for the next wave of false rape accusations coming to a campus near you: Girl Agrees to bondage. Roommate or sisters find out. She is humiliated. Claims assault.

    11 years ago at 2:48 pm
    1. Kidd33

      Ok if you actually read the article you would know she was fune with everything until he started hittin her with a belt!
      Also this article doesnt tell the whole story. His roommate could here he befgin for him to stop and screaming for help and tried to break the door down so that is how the police were called read the whole thing before you start claiming false accusations

      11 years ago at 5:36 pm
    2. Kidd33

      The police were called when his roommate heard her screaming and yelling for help. This article left that part out for some reason.Hope that answers your questionz so its not because she was embarrassed and didnt want anyone to know so subsequently made an entire spectacle of the attack by caling the cops. Which is what you were implying how does ur assinine comment even make sense.

      11 years ago at 5:42 pm
      1. Jock Hummer

        Thanks, bro! I was looking for a safety word, but I guess a safety phrase will do. My New Fifty Shades safety phrase is “please stop commenting. “

        11 years ago at 3:55 pm
  4. VermontStrokes

    Safewords “pineapple”. Can’t be misconstrued or accidentally heard, plus they can never say it quick enough to get the whole thing out.

    11 years ago at 3:24 pm
  5. lax bro6294

    This kid should’ve stuck around with the Asians on campus. A simple, yet precocious bunch, they tend to avoid trouble and can usually be found chain smoking Marlboros outside of the science and engineering labs.

    11 years ago at 3:38 pm
  6. Fratsper

    No surprise it’s an Indian. Just another day in the liberal mess that is the city of Chicago.

    11 years ago at 4:10 pm