Flying back from a business trip, killed 10 double whiskeys in the airport bar. As I was leaving bartender goes "I don't know how you do it." I said, "No one does." TFM.

13 years ago
  2. Frats in Camo

    Bar shots are only 1oz not 1.5oz and some bars even try to make it .9oz so really you didnt drink as much as you thought you did

    13 years ago at 11:14 am
    1. Bass

      That’s a pretty big generalization. Some of the bars I go to pour their “shots” in 8 oz tumblers.

      13 years ago at 11:20 am
    3. Fratoholic88

      ^ Clearly you don’t fly enough to know how to put together a proper sentence.

      13 years ago at 3:38 pm
    1. alwayswearingFJs

      ^^ Was going to say the same thing.

      We are going to have to start a whole new website based on horse shit TFMs at the rate.

      13 years ago at 11:34 am
  4. newmoneyoldclass

    beyond the fact that this shit is retarded and “i drank this much” stories lost there appeal after 10th grade. its about how fucked up you get not 10 double whiskeys. besides what bartender would honestly let you sit there and drink 10 double whiskeys, close to an entire bottle.

    13 years ago at 11:32 am
  5. Good Frattributes

    Passing out drunk on an airplane because you drank to much at the bar. TFM?

    13 years ago at 11:36 am
    2. squirrelpilot

      Maybe the gate agent or captain denied him to board for being too intoxicated… that would have been better.

      13 years ago at 4:47 am
  7. Fratty since 1839

    This was pretty damn close to the gayest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

    13 years ago at 3:03 pm
  11. scbro91

    Its quite simple really. You open your mouth and pour the liquid in. Then swallow. Repeat as necessary. Now what prize do I get for figuring this out?

    13 years ago at 6:52 pm