So I started to walk into the water. I won’t lie to you boys, I
was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the
breakers a strange calm came over me. I don’t know if it was divine
intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry
at that moment I was a marine biologist!I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said “Easy big fella!” And then as I watched him struggling I realized
something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing
I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!
The sleeve monster get your sleeves boy?
14 years ago at 10:45 am^ this guy
14 years ago at 11:28 amhahahahaha
14 years ago at 4:18 pmSLEEVE MONSTER HUNGRY SLEEVE MONSTER NEED EAT.
14 years ago at 7:14 pmthat ^
14 years ago at 10:36 pmHis sleeves took the day off…
14 years ago at 2:50 pmsry it was fucking hot out on the beach and i didn’t know there was a dress code but the swim trunks are polo
14 years ago at 11:57 pm“But the swim trunks are polo,” you want a cookie?
14 years ago at 8:44 amClosed at the top. Snap hook into the water???
14 years ago at 10:55 amThought the same thing. He must play a David Duval like fade
14 years ago at 12:12 pmAgreed. Better not release those wrists. But honestly, where else would the ball go?
14 years ago at 6:58 pmVinnyVines, most people would understand the facetiousness of my comment when they saw the three question marks.
14 years ago at 9:01 ambut seriously, face is way closed.
14 years ago at 3:18 pmHaving a handicap of 12.NF
14 years ago at 8:38 pmbeing too drunk to keep score. TFTC
14 years ago at 10:00 pmsry i was drunk so i really didnt care bout my form
14 years ago at 11:52 pmSomeone played some Jr golf growing up…Congrats. Can you analyze my swing please?
14 years ago at 7:46 pmYou forgot to stage the ball
14 years ago at 11:05 amthis
14 years ago at 11:35 amwell played, true gentleman.
14 years ago at 12:39 pm“But they are Titleist Pro V1” I am not normally for criticizing pictures, “but the shorts are polo” killed me
14 years ago at 4:01 pmYou better not have grounded that club at address, that’s a stroke.
14 years ago at 11:13 amhaha.. That’s one hell of a bunker.
14 years ago at 12:45 pm^this
14 years ago at 12:38 pmHe would have had better luck hitting around the water hazard, too.
14 years ago at 1:04 amtwo strokes actually
14 years ago at 9:55 am“Hey correct his form like we’re good and we’ll look cool.” Other than that, I may be mistaken, but I don’t see the ball.
14 years ago at 1:04 pmWhere’s the pin?
14 years ago at 1:44 pm^ hah this fucking guy
14 years ago at 2:18 amSo I started to walk into the water. I won’t lie to you boys, I
14 years ago at 2:22 pmwas terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the
breakers a strange calm came over me. I don’t know if it was divine
intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry
at that moment I was a marine biologist!I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said “Easy big fella!” And then as I watched him struggling I realized
something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing
I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!
Gotta love Seinfeld.
14 years ago at 3:20 pmIs that a fratleist?
14 years ago at 4:36 pmSeinfeld, classic.
14 years ago at 5:43 pmGeorge Mother Fucking Costanza
14 years ago at 2:00 pmThe eggs had lobster in em… makin a slam vegetarian eat some meat. TFM
14 years ago at 10:48 pmis that a us kids shaft? i remember when i was 9 and my shaft was that whippy
14 years ago at 10:31 pmYou just admitted that your swing speed is around 85 and you have a vagina.
14 years ago at 9:02 amyeah it was around 85 when i was 9…
14 years ago at 10:39 pmcastin for marlin out there big guy?
14 years ago at 10:31 pmI don’t think anyone else got this but well played.
14 years ago at 5:42 pmhitting the big dog from the bunker. TFM.
14 years ago at 5:43 am