Hannibro Lecter Intern will host a TFM kegger in the building next to it so nobody goes to it. 13 years ago at 1:34 pm
Rock Chalk Fratpack 6 words you don’t want to hear at a funeral: There’s a dick in the chili. 13 years ago at 12:27 pm
USAamericaUSA Es ist zeit für sauberen. Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten. THitlerM 13 years ago at 10:26 pm
frat_perry Yeah I want booze and cheap prostitutes in the parking lot at my funeral too, that’s true respect. 13 years ago at 10:12 pm
fucKAgoat Its the kind of event where bro’s will throw in for some high class hoes. 13 years ago at 10:48 pm
The Fratting Illini It’s so frat how you show respect to your letters by associating them with bestiality 13 years ago at 5:45 pm
Fratologist “The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.” 13 years ago at 12:39 am
smart as fuck You know, he used to shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe. 13 years ago at 11:27 am
johnwallofKD Your tweets make my day. Thanks for bringing your humor back here. 13 years ago at 5:46 am
SECGreek You know that feeling when you Facebook stalk the girl that saw your penis last night and she turns out to be not as hot as you thought she was? It’s a very bad feeling. I have that right now, and beer shits. 13 years ago at 12:05 pm
No one will attend your funeral.
13 years ago at 9:13 pm^Shit, for a second I thought you were the intern.
13 years ago at 9:18 pm^ Something was most definitely done here.
13 years ago at 10:42 pmIntern will host a TFM kegger in the building next to it so nobody goes to it.
13 years ago at 1:34 pmKegger? Go to pergahazatory
13 years ago at 1:18 amDonny was a good bowler and a good man.
13 years ago at 9:19 pmNice.
13 years ago at 9:44 pmWe will cut off your Johnson!
13 years ago at 11:01 pmDonny you are out of your element
13 years ago at 1:23 amAnd I will eat that Johnson.
13 years ago at 11:12 am6 words you don’t want to hear at a funeral: There’s a dick in the chili.
13 years ago at 12:27 pmCan I get an Amen?
13 years ago at 9:21 pmNo.
13 years ago at 9:24 pmYes.
13 years ago at 9:41 pmNEIN! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
13 years ago at 9:48 pmEs ist zeit für sauberen. Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten. THitlerM
13 years ago at 10:26 pm^German, NF.
13 years ago at 10:27 pmExterminating the jews TFTC?
13 years ago at 10:30 pmFratricide, NF. Genocide, TFTC.
13 years ago at 11:59 pmPractical jokes that get out of hand. FaF.
13 years ago at 12:16 ambetter than your average convo
13 years ago at 1:02 am^^ Practical jokes done just right.
13 years ago at 5:48 pmYeah I want booze and cheap prostitutes in the parking lot at my funeral too, that’s true respect.
13 years ago at 10:12 pmIf it’s his wish, why not right?
13 years ago at 10:42 pmIts the kind of event where bro’s will throw in for some high class hoes.
13 years ago at 10:48 pm^And that makes it completely acceptable.
13 years ago at 12:28 pmCheap prostitutes NF. Expensive call girls FaF
13 years ago at 1:57 pmDead hookers you found in a dumpster. TFTC.
13 years ago at 5:46 pm“I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!”
13 years ago at 12:45 pmYou’re my boy Blue!
13 years ago at 10:45 pmIt’s so frat how you show respect to your letters by associating them with bestiality
13 years ago at 5:45 pmHe’s not in the Order.
13 years ago at 1:27 amThe only things I ask for are cocaine and a razor blade.
13 years ago at 11:03 pmTo Bill Brasky!
13 years ago at 11:44 pm“The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.”
13 years ago at 12:39 amHe slept with all our wives, best damn salesman ever!
13 years ago at 11:21 amYou know, he used to shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe.
13 years ago at 11:27 amWelcome back Oprah.
13 years ago at 12:21 amYour tweets make my day. Thanks for bringing your humor back here.
13 years ago at 5:46 amShow me your tweeters
13 years ago at 1:26 amYou know that feeling when you Facebook stalk the girl that saw your penis last night and she turns out to be not as hot as you thought she was? It’s a very bad feeling.
I have that right now, and beer shits.
13 years ago at 12:05 pm