Girls scouts came to the door to sell cookies. Told them to get back to their fucking easy bake ovens. I was drunk. TFM.

    1. Black and Yellow

      cool story bro. thanks for bringing common knowledge to light. You’re a valuable asset to this site.

      14 years ago at 10:51 pm
    2. MyShitSmellsFratty

      Judging by your name I’m guessing you are a sigma nu. You must be at one of our degenerate chapters in the north.

      14 years ago at 10:56 pm
    1. FRAT_tastic_13

      Agreed. Correct move would’ve been to allocate funds to purchase all of said cookies.

      14 years ago at 6:02 am
  1. Mr Sir

    Wait, you had girls delivering cookies to your door when you were drunk and didn’t buy any? I don’t have that kind of willpower.

    14 years ago at 9:38 am